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Lali-Ho

When an evil vampire baby attacks you through nightmares while you’re traveling with your bros in the desert
Guy one: that baby is looking mad suspicious

Baby: Lali-Ho
by GenosCyborg November 14, 2023
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Awaken my masters

How to wake up a bunch of huge buff Aztec fitness gods and make them play dubstep- also effective to kill people named mark.
Guy not named mark: “AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!!”

Buff guys encased on stone: “AYAYAYAYAYAYY”

Mark: “how could you..”
by GenosCyborg September 29, 2023
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TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?

When tarrare has had only 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling when all of the sudden, a 14 month old baby goes missing.
Doctor: ok tarrare, you’ve only had 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling.

nurse, knocking on door: doctor, a 14 month old baby has gone missing.

Doctor: (long pause)… TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?
by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023
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MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN

When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!
Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!
by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023
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An expression to use when something explodes.
Person 1: oh no my pen exploded!!

Person 2: killer queen has already touched that pen.
by GenosCyborg August 19, 2023
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my pen exploded

When the pen you have in your pen or pocket leaks everywhere- and stains everything.
Some dude: Aw shit my pen exploded!!

Some other dude: killer queen has already touched that pen.
by GenosCyborg August 19, 2023
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worse company

The best non-copyrighted stand localization in part 4 of jojo’s bizarre adventure
Executive: how are we going to avoid copyright?? Bad company is a very famous song!!

Intern: …….

Intern: worse company
by GenosCyborg August 19, 2023
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