Definitions by GenosCyborg

Lali-Ho 

When an evil vampire baby attacks you through nightmares while you’re traveling with your bros in the desert

Guy one: that baby is looking mad suspicious

Baby: Lali-Ho

Lali-Ho by GenosCyborg November 14, 2023

Awaken my masters 

How to wake up a bunch of huge buff Aztec fitness gods and make them play dubstep- also effective to kill people named mark.

Guy not named mark: “AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!!”

Buff guys encased on stone: “AYAYAYAYAYAYY”

Mark: “how could you..”

Awaken my masters by GenosCyborg September 29, 2023

TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!? 

When tarrare has had only 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling when all of the sudden, a 14 month old baby goes missing.

Doctor: ok tarrare, you’ve only had 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling.

nurse, knocking on door: doctor, a 14 month old baby has gone missing.

Doctor: (long pause)… TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?

TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!? by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN 

When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!

“Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023

killer queen has already touched that

An expression to use when something explodes.

Person 1: oh no my pen exploded!!

Person 2: killer queen has already touched that pen.

killer queen has already touched that by GenosCyborg August 19, 2023

my pen exploded

When the pen you have in your pen or pocket leaks everywhere- and stains everything.

Some dude: Aw shit my pen exploded!!

Some other dude: killer queen has already touched that pen.

my pen exploded by GenosCyborg August 19, 2023

worse company 

The best non-copyrighted stand localization in part 4 of jojo’s bizarre adventure

Executive: how are we going to avoid copyright?? Bad company is a very famous song!!

Intern: …….

Intern: worse company

worse company by GenosCyborg August 19, 2023