TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?

When tarrare has had only 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling when all of the sudden, a 14 month old baby goes missing.

Doctor: ok tarrare, you’ve only had 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling.

nurse, knocking on door: doctor, a 14 month old baby has gone missing.

Doctor: (long pause)… TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?

by GenosCyborg September 04, 2023

vamphobic

When edgy teenagers pretend to be vampires And somebody says they’re not, it’s “vamphobic”

Omg my teachers are so vamphobic, they gave me a window seat

by GenosCyborg October 05, 2022

my pen exploded

When the pen you have in your pen or pocket leaks everywhere- and stains everything.

Some dude: Aw shit my pen exploded!!

Some other dude: killer queen has already touched that pen.

by GenosCyborg August 20, 2023

Reigen Arawakan

A horrible misspelling of Reigen Arataka. You probably typed this in as a mistake, but now look what you’ve done. You’ve created a monster. Reigen Arawakan will always live knowing he was a mistake. Nobody loved him. How do you feel now, hm?? Maybe check your typos before you search stuff.

Reigen Arawakan: I am not a psychic and I don’t live in the 21st century. I am normal and I am not a tumblr sexyman.

by GenosCyborg August 06, 2023

Awaken my masters

How to wake up a bunch of huge buff Aztec fitness gods and make them play dubstep- also effective to kill people named mark.

Guy not named mark: “AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!!”

Buff guys encased on stone: “AYAYAYAYAYAYY”

Mark: “how could you..”

by GenosCyborg September 30, 2023

Mikitaka

The best alien you will ever meet. He will help you fight super flies and help you cheat in gambling. If you ever see a wild mikitaka, give him tissues as a gift, he will now die for you.

Josuke: Have you seen mikitaka Anywhere?

Okuyasu: he’s sleeping in a cornfield again

by GenosCyborg August 06, 2023

Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life

Jojo’s bizarre married life- a gay fan fiction abomination produced by CLAMP where jotaro and kakyoin have children. It is the most god-aweful shitpost-worthy piece of media possibly ever created. It is the origin of the meme “kakyoin, did you lay this egg?” You sort of get the point. And their kid, jouta kujo, has a stand named after dish soap. And kakyoin poisons Dio with his horrible cooking. IT WAS ALSO ANIMATED BY STUDIO MADHOUSE. I wish I was kidding, somebody help

Person 1: have you read Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life ?
Person 2: don’t you ever fucking mention that fucking manga ever

by GenosCyborg July 25, 2023