Reigen Arataka

The best psychic of the 21st century!! Haunted? Cursed? Sore muscles? Come down to spirits and such consultation office! Mob! Make tea! Serizawa! Answer the phone!

-serizawa: “it’s the IRS”
-Reigen Arataka: “HANG UP”

“I met the best psychic in the world yesterday, Reigen Arataka…”

by GenosCyborg July 18, 2023

Baby Stand

The most dangerous of all the stand users- made kakyoin have several mental breakdowns.

Kakyoin: “Jotaro! Joseph! Polnareff!! This baby is the stand user! Baby stand!”
everybody else: “what the fuck?”

by GenosCyborg July 27, 2023

killer queen has already touched that

An expression to use when something explodes.

Person 1: oh no my pen exploded!!

Person 2: killer queen has already touched that pen.

by GenosCyborg August 20, 2023

vamphobic

When edgy teenagers pretend to be vampires And somebody says they’re not, it’s “vamphobic”

Omg my teachers are so vamphobic, they gave me a window seat

by GenosCyborg October 05, 2022

TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?

When tarrare has had only 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling when all of the sudden, a 14 month old baby goes missing.

Doctor: ok tarrare, you’ve only had 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling.

nurse, knocking on door: doctor, a 14 month old baby has gone missing.

Doctor: (long pause)… TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?

by GenosCyborg September 04, 2023

my pen exploded

When the pen you have in your pen or pocket leaks everywhere- and stains everything.

Some dude: Aw shit my pen exploded!!

Some other dude: killer queen has already touched that pen.

by GenosCyborg August 20, 2023

Reigen Arawakan

A horrible misspelling of Reigen Arataka. You probably typed this in as a mistake, but now look what you’ve done. You’ve created a monster. Reigen Arawakan will always live knowing he was a mistake. Nobody loved him. How do you feel now, hm?? Maybe check your typos before you search stuff.

Reigen Arawakan: I am not a psychic and I don’t live in the 21st century. I am normal and I am not a tumblr sexyman.

by GenosCyborg August 06, 2023