flamcock 

1. mix bewtween flamingo and peacock
2. flaming homo who loves cock

Whoa, check out that flamcock in the water!

Is that flamcock doing the other flamcock? What a flamcock!!

flamcock by k-murda February 11, 2007

flabcock 

A word used to define the condition of ED. (erectile dysfunction)

Usually used humorously, and to offend the recipient of the phrase.

Niral: So, did you bang that chick last night?
Joe: No. Things didn't go so well.
Niral: flabcock
Joe: :/
Niral: :|
Joe: :(
Niral is away "kidney failure, brb"

flabcock by Schwamp Ayess January 6, 2010

flatcocking 

(noun) Slang term used to describe lesbian sex.

Shitpants and her friend there have been flatcocking for so long, they are starting to look alike.

flatcocking by Dave Brorsen February 23, 2006

Flapcock 

the act of slapping another person with the foreskin of your own penis

dude i flapcocked the girl at the party last night, she gaged.

Flapcock by mr.bonero November 16, 2010

flatcockers 

2 girls who bang their hips and pubic bones against each other as they make love to each other.

Oh my! Did you see those flatcockers in action?
I live in the South and this word has been in use for many years here. I was surprised it is not currently featured at urbandictionary.com.

flatcockers by Southern Man February 1, 2006

flatcock 

is a women on the rugby pitch who should fuck off and go and watch it on the telly

them fucking flatcocks are sitting in our seats

flatcock by Dr.Denzil December 9, 2008

Flabcock 

When a cock is a flab and hangs with soggy meat down to the floor and sometimes drags. This is Flabcock.

Man did you see how low Johnnys Flabcock hung to the floor.

Flabcock by Smackthatcrackerjack January 10, 2023