flatcock

is a women on the rugby pitch who should fuck off and go and watch it on the telly

them fucking flatcocks are sitting in our seats

by Dr.Denzil December 9, 2008

Glen Fatcock

The Model and Musician with a real Fatcock Every teen girl is bonkers for him!!

Glen Fatcock pumps all the hot teen chicks🦄

by TeenMegaWorld August 22, 2022

Glen Fatcock

The Influencer with donuts around his dick. He dances in his underwear with hot teen girls.

OMG, Glen Fatcock wears a pink balaclava and freddy krueger claw. He's such a pretty girl pump machine.

by City of Prague June 7, 2023

flabcock

A word used to define the condition of ED. (erectile dysfunction)

Usually used humorously, and to offend the recipient of the phrase.

Niral: So, did you bang that chick last night?
Joe: No. Things didn't go so well.
Niral: flabcock
Joe: :/
Niral: :|
Joe: :(
Niral is away "kidney failure, brb"

by Schwamp Ayess January 6, 2010

flatcocking

(noun) Slang term used to describe lesbian sex.

Shitpants and her friend there have been flatcocking for so long, they are starting to look alike.

by Dave Brorsen February 23, 2006

flat cock

Flat cock syndrome, where a male's genital no longer appears in its cylindrical form, instead, it appears to be hammered down into a flat shape.

Every year, approximately around 5% of population in America is suffering from flat cock syndrome.

by theboyhasnoname February 2, 2018

flamcock

1. mix bewtween flamingo and peacock
2. flaming homo who loves cock

Whoa, check out that flamcock in the water!

Is that flamcock doing the other flamcock? What a flamcock!!

by k-murda February 11, 2007