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A word used to define the condition of ED. (erectile dysfunction)

Usually used humorously, and to offend the recipient of the phrase.
Niral: So, did you bang that chick last night?
Joe: No. Things didn't go so well.
Niral: flabcock
Joe: :/
Niral: :|
Joe: :(
Niral is away "kidney failure, brb"
by Schwamp Ayess January 06, 2010
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when a male has to much sex.and his penis shrivels up like a hairy snake.
Josh sure has flab cock after all that sex with megan
by Brently October 31, 2006
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