flabcock

A word used to define the condition of ED. (erectile dysfunction)

Usually used humorously, and to offend the recipient of the phrase.

Niral: So, did you bang that chick last night?
Joe: No. Things didn't go so well.
Niral: flabcock
Joe: :/
Niral: :|
Joe: :(
Niral is away "kidney failure, brb"

by Schwamp Ayess January 6, 2010

Flabcock

When a cock is a flab and hangs with soggy meat down to the floor and sometimes drags. This is Flabcock.

Man did you see how low Johnnys Flabcock hung to the floor.

by Smackthatcrackerjack January 10, 2023