shitpants

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A fashion disgrace commonly seen in inner city ghettos, trendy hip hop videos, and white/wigga neighborhoods where a gangsta or wannabe gansta busta-brown wears loose pants that look like they are carrying a bag of shit in their ass cuz they hang down so low. Also known as gangsta pampers.

"Excuse me sir, but you can't possibly hope to get a job with us wearing shitpants."

shitpants by miracle_max December 28, 2007

Words you can keep

shitpants

when your ass-ring can no longer contain the chunk stench pushing against your taint and feces drips into your drawers.

Rocco, from Kennedy Middle School, circa 92-93. Rocco, a.k.a. "shitpants", took a massive shit in his pants one fine unsmelly day...well...we know that day turned out plenty smelly...thanks shitpants!

shitpants by My name ain't Rocco June 1, 2009

Shitpants 1

(proper noun): A name used to refer to one's first born child.

"Hey, Shitpants 1, go make me a sandwich or you're grounded."

Shitpants 1 by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

shitpants excited

this is a level of excitation that results in folks shitting their pants.

it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.

Bobby was shitpants excited over his date with his hot slutty cousin that night.

Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.

shitpants excited by masochistmonkeyjoe March 19, 2010

Shitpants Travellor

Someone who travels from computer to computer because they always get worried and shit their pants

That rogai. he is shitpants travellor

Shitpants Travellor by ryan rogay June 11, 2009

Shitpants Mong

A derogatory way To describe someone who has learning difficulties and/or shits their pants in a mud patch

John: Have you seen that Shitpants Mong stood by the fence?

Blake: yeah let’s steal his patch

Shitpants Mong by Cambar69 December 2, 2020

Tale Of Shitpants

When somebody poops themselves and tries to hide it. When they try to explain what the sound was you call their lie a tale of shitpants

Man Farts
"What was that?"
"It was nothing I just squeaked in the chair."
" Yeah right, you are telling the tale of shitpants"

Tale Of Shitpants by farterinc June 21, 2022

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026