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A word used to define the condition of ED. (erectile dysfunction)
Usually used humorously, and to offend the recipient of the phrase.
Usually used humorously, and to offend the recipient of the phrase.
Niral: So, did you bang that chick last night?
Joe: No. Things didn't go so well.
Niral: flabcock
Joe: :/
Niral: :|
Joe: :(
Niral is away "kidney failure, brb"
Joe: No. Things didn't go so well.
Niral: flabcock
Joe: :/
Niral: :|
Joe: :(
Niral is away "kidney failure, brb"
flabcock by Schwamp Ayess January 6, 2010
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flatcocking by Dave Brorsen February 23, 2006
flatcockers
Oh my! Did you see those flatcockers in action?
I live in the South and this word has been in use for many years here. I was surprised it is not currently featured at urbandictionary.com.
I live in the South and this word has been in use for many years here. I was surprised it is not currently featured at urbandictionary.com.
flatcockers by Southern Man February 1, 2006
flopcock
1) Any time a penis is particularly floppy, such as a few minutes after a good shag session.
2) A lazy person, especially someone who's always on the couch.
3) A pujorative term to describe someting that is floppy or more floppy than it should be.
2) A lazy person, especially someone who's always on the couch.
3) A pujorative term to describe someting that is floppy or more floppy than it should be.
1)Man, I just shagged Sarah hard for almost two hours, Ive got the worst flopcock Ive ever seen.
2)Ian wont even got off the couch to take a shit, what a flop-cock.
3)Man, those new springs I put in the truck are WAY better, especially after riding around on those old flop-cocks for three years.
2)Ian wont even got off the couch to take a shit, what a flop-cock.
3)Man, those new springs I put in the truck are WAY better, especially after riding around on those old flop-cocks for three years.
flopcock by The Coondog October 20, 2006