flabcock

A word used to define the condition of ED. (erectile dysfunction)

Usually used humorously, and to offend the recipient of the phrase.

Niral: So, did you bang that chick last night?
Joe: No. Things didn't go so well.
Niral: flabcock
Joe: :/
Niral: :|
Joe: :(
Niral is away "kidney failure, brb"

by Schwamp Ayess January 6, 2010

Flabcock

When a cock is a flab and hangs with soggy meat down to the floor and sometimes drags. This is Flabcock.

Man did you see how low Johnnys Flabcock hung to the floor.

by Smackthatcrackerjack January 10, 2023

flatcocking

(noun) Slang term used to describe lesbian sex.

Shitpants and her friend there have been flatcocking for so long, they are starting to look alike.

by Dave Brorsen February 23, 2006

flamcock

1. mix bewtween flamingo and peacock
2. flaming homo who loves cock

Whoa, check out that flamcock in the water!

Is that flamcock doing the other flamcock? What a flamcock!!

by k-murda February 11, 2007

Flapcock

the act of slapping another person with the foreskin of your own penis

dude i flapcocked the girl at the party last night, she gaged.

by mr.bonero November 16, 2010

flatcockers

2 girls who bang their hips and pubic bones against each other as they make love to each other.

Oh my! Did you see those flatcockers in action?
I live in the South and this word has been in use for many years here. I was surprised it is not currently featured at urbandictionary.com.

by Southern Man February 1, 2006

flab cock

when a male has to much sex.and his penis shrivels up like a hairy snake.

Josh sure has flab cock after all that sex with megan

by Brently October 31, 2006