Seats
Seats by MrZebraMan December 12, 2010
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Handjob Seats
The back row in a theater, sports arena, or church. Since they're often dark and secluded, they're theoretically the best place to get a handjob, without being seen by some fuckwipe.
Joe: Duuuuuuude we should've gotten our tickets way sooner- we're stuck in the back row.
Bob: Ha says you - me and my girl always wanted handjob seats.
Joe: Oh yeah? I'm gonna sit in the third row. Whatever seat I sit in is the handjob seat.
Bob: Ha says you - me and my girl always wanted handjob seats.
Joe: Oh yeah? I'm gonna sit in the third row. Whatever seat I sit in is the handjob seat.
Handjob Seats by Fedora Jack March 26, 2016
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nosebleed seats
Seats in a theater, usually for a live show of some sort, that are so high and far away from the stage that you get a "nosebleed" from the high altitude.
"Where were you for poker night, man?"
"Oh, man - My girlfriend dragged me to the opera! The show was horrible AND we had nosebleed seats!"
"Rough, dude."
"Oh, man - My girlfriend dragged me to the opera! The show was horrible AND we had nosebleed seats!"
"Rough, dude."
nosebleed seats by Nigellus December 18, 2007
heated seats
The act of concealing your handgun under your car seat. The car manufacturer Audi, and a few others placed a built in compartment underneath the driver and passenger seats for storing items. This compartment can be used to store your firearm.
Example 1. "You better watch yourself tryin' to run up on them after bouncin' from the club, I heard they got the heated seats"
Example 2. "Me and my boy both keep our burners under our seats, xd40 n glock 40, we got the heated seats baby!"
Example 2. "Me and my boy both keep our burners under our seats, xd40 n glock 40, we got the heated seats baby!"
heated seats by seat heater May 7, 2011
have several seats
When somebody says something so stupid it's beyond repair. The act of being basic in the presences of a G.
have several seats by CosmicWzrd January 7, 2016
take several seats
When someone is doin' too much (or trying to hard) and just need to sit down somewhere and be quiet because they sound stupid.
Becky: *puts relaxer in her hair*
Becky: *is now bald*
Becky: I just wanted my hair to be straight
...Take several seats
Becky: *is now bald*
Becky: I just wanted my hair to be straight
...Take several seats
take several seats by 😐😐😐😐 January 17, 2018
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feet seats
The seats that are in front of you at an event on which you place your feet in hopes no one will sit there.
feet seats by Itsmelo760 November 16, 2013
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