Seats

Slang used to refer to someone's ass.

>"Damn... look at that ass!"
>"Yeah, nice seats on that one!"

Seats by MrZebraMan December 12, 2010

Handjob Seats 

The back row in a theater, sports arena, or church. Since they're often dark and secluded, they're theoretically the best place to get a handjob, without being seen by some fuckwipe.

Joe: Duuuuuuude we should've gotten our tickets way sooner- we're stuck in the back row.
Bob: Ha says you - me and my girl always wanted handjob seats.
Joe: Oh yeah? I'm gonna sit in the third row. Whatever seat I sit in is the handjob seat.

Handjob Seats by Fedora Jack March 26, 2016

nosebleed seats 

Seats in a theater, usually for a live show of some sort, that are so high and far away from the stage that you get a "nosebleed" from the high altitude.

"Where were you for poker night, man?"
"Oh, man - My girlfriend dragged me to the opera! The show was horrible AND we had nosebleed seats!"
"Rough, dude."

nosebleed seats by Nigellus December 18, 2007

heated seats 

The act of concealing your handgun under your car seat. The car manufacturer Audi, and a few others placed a built in compartment underneath the driver and passenger seats for storing items. This compartment can be used to store your firearm.

Example 1. "You better watch yourself tryin' to run up on them after bouncin' from the club, I heard they got the heated seats"

Example 2. "Me and my boy both keep our burners under our seats, xd40 n glock 40, we got the heated seats baby!"

heated seats by seat heater May 7, 2011

have several seats 

When somebody says something so stupid it's beyond repair. The act of being basic in the presences of a G.

Trina: Beyoncé 's hair is all hers no weave

Alicia: go have several seats

have several seats by CosmicWzrd January 7, 2016

take several seats 

When someone is doin' too much (or trying to hard) and just need to sit down somewhere and be quiet because they sound stupid.

Becky: *puts relaxer in her hair*
Becky: *is now bald*
Becky: I just wanted my hair to be straight
...Take several seats

take several seats by 😐😐😐😐 January 17, 2018

feet seats 

The seats that are in front of you at an event on which you place your feet in hopes no one will sit there.

Ex: I really hope no one sits in front of us, those are our feet seats!

feet seats by Itsmelo760 November 16, 2013