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Pheonix Flame Job
The act of extreme masturbation, without any use of lubrication, causing intense friction of the penis. This carelessness of the sex organ causes the penis to become raw and in some cases bleed. The days after this ludeful escapade will contain excruciating pain and soreness. If someone is that desperate and horny to be able to cause their penis to bleed, should die and suffer in the penis burning flames of hell.
Pheonix Flame Job by Brett27 October 28, 2005
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Phoenix Flame Job
When you get so horny, that you forget the lube, masturbate, and you go so fast, that it hurts and the skin on your cock gets really hot, and even tears. This is the result of no sex or just no life and loneliness. The name comes from it being so hot, and it sucks. Yeah...
Phoenix Flame Job by Biggerthanyourmum March 25, 2011
FLAME JOB
A non-complimentary name for a flamboyant, homosexual male.
In normal use, FLAME JOB references an elaborate, attention getting air-brush painting of "flames" on the gas tank of a motorcycle. Such completed work is called a "flame job".
In its derogatory use, "FLAME JOB" references a gay male who struts or sashays about in a flamboyant manner, trying to garner attention to his gay self.
Interestingly enough, FLAMBOYANT is defined as: 1. characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2: marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior.
In normal use, FLAME JOB references an elaborate, attention getting air-brush painting of "flames" on the gas tank of a motorcycle. Such completed work is called a "flame job".
In its derogatory use, "FLAME JOB" references a gay male who struts or sashays about in a flamboyant manner, trying to garner attention to his gay self.
Interestingly enough, FLAMBOYANT is defined as: 1. characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2: marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior.
Rich: Don't look now, but here comes that flamboyant gay guy again, trying to sell perfume knock-offs, door-to-door.
Tony: Fuckin' sick flame job.
Tony: Fuckin' sick flame job.
FLAME JOB by Ducky Vasquez August 6, 2009
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