friendgirl

A girl who wants all the perks of having a loyal boyfriend (i.e. access to money, a car, sex, emotional support), but doesn't want the social responsibilties expected with carrying the title of "girlfriend". Thus allowing her to sleep around with impunity.
"Are you and Jake going out?"

"No. I'm just his friendgirl."
by D. Gould March 15, 2009
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weekend alcoholic

A person perpetually intoxicated on weekends. May not partake during the work week, but overindulges every weekend consistently.
"He drank nine beers, over three hours Saturday night. Suffice to say, he's a weekend alcoholic."
by D. Gould February 19, 2006
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Roofie Flu

The side effects felt the morning after one has been dosed with Rohypnol. Some of which includes dizziness, drowsiness, headaches, memory imparement, and stomach problems.
"You look like shit. You hung over?"

"I should't be. I only had three beers."

"Uh oh! You got the Roofie Flu!"
by D. Gould March 07, 2009
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clubvintory

1.) Taking "inventory" of your pocket contents before heading off to the club. Just to make sure you have everything you need.

2.) When in the club, constantly checking the back pockets of your jeans, in order to make sure you haven't been pickpocketed.
"Did you lose something?"

"Na. Just doing a clubvintory. It's all good."
by D. Gould August 23, 2008
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idiot light

The green coloured indicator on a motorcycle. Which informs the rider, they are in the "Neutral" gear, when lit.
"Dude...Why's my bike not moving?"

"Of COURSE it's not moving, STUPID! Your 'idiot light' is on!"
by D. Gould January 28, 2006
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bunking a noob

When a new co-worker has to share a timecard slot with you, because they're so fresh, they don't even have their own.
"Who's Ann?"

"She started full time Friday. So I'm bunking a noob, until they get her a slot of her own."
by D. Gould February 25, 2006
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wallet salad

"I forgot to hit the ATM. Got any wallet salad on you?"
by D. Gould December 20, 2006
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