flagula 

a pedophile over the age of 35

Stefanie is a flagula. Give him a call. Yes, she is a man. Have fun, folks.

David is also a flagula. He wanted to take the seven year old across the street on a date and show her a good time, but she declined because he did not offer her enough cupcakes as compensation for her time.

flagula by Davidddddddddddddd January 16, 2011

FLATULATER 

FLATULATER is a person who flatulates a L O T - E V E N WHEN HE/SHE IS, OR A P P E A R E D to be, DEEPLY asleep.

See you later FLATULATER!

FLATULATER by FABARM November 20, 2018

Count Fagula 

A man that only comes out at night and instead of sucking blood out of necks like Count Dracula he sucks jizz out of dicks like Ricky Martin.

Man what happened to Mikey I haven't seen him in weeks? Oh He got bit by a fag bat he's a Count Fagula now.

Count Fagula by Johnny Motherfuckin P June 4, 2010

Count Flapula 

A lady's private parts personified

Let's get your pants off and meet Count Flapula!

Count Flapula by braceyajax February 11, 2010

Flatulacious 

Term describing one who farts often.

A farty person.

(In Church)

You smell that? I told him not to eat beans before church...that buy is flatulacious!

Flatulacious by Custard Butter February 22, 2010

flatulatory rape 

Exposing an individual or group to a fart in a situation from which the victim(s) cannot easily escape. The most well-know example is the classic dutch oven technique, wherein one pulls bedcovers over the intended victim. Also applies in elevators, moving vehicles, and other confined spaces.

We were riding with Howard and he unleashed an epic ass cloud in the car. I thought I was gonna die.

Didn't you roll down the window?

Nah, Howard locked the power windows.

Man, that's straight-up flatulatory rape!

flatulatory rape by secretdonkey2 December 1, 2011

flabulate 

The act of a woman shaking her ass.

"Did you see that bitch on Jerry Spring? She was dancing and making her ass falbulate!"

flabulate by LiLiBoBoGeiGeiP March 6, 2005