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flaghag (flag hag) NOUN. A woman who is sexually excited by her nation’s flag. A person who cares more about the symbol than the people it represents.
She gets all wet-lipped and teary-eyed when they parade the flag, but doesn't give a shit about the disabled veterans. She voted to cut their pay and benefits. What a flaghag.
flaghag by Maxhole June 20, 2009
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1. A woman, usu. heterosexual, who likes to be in the company of homosexual men, and/or is attracted primarily to gay men at the expense of heterosexual ones. 2. The female, usu. heterosexual primary companion of a homosexual male. Also known as The Alpha Hag. 3. An "iffy" heterosexual male who likes to be in the company of gay men. Also known as a FagStag.--FagHaggish adj.--FagHaggishly adv.--FagHagism n.
faghag by Ann January 4, 2003
1. A woman, usu. heterosexual, who likes to be in the company of homosexual men, and/or is attracted primarily to gay men at the expense of heterosexual ones. 2. The female, usu. heterosexual primary companion of a homosexual male. Also known as The Alpha Hag. 3. An "iffy" heterosexual male who likes to be in the company of gay men. Also known as a FagStag.--FagHaggish adj.--FagHaggishly adv.--FagHagism n.
That, girl's best friend is gay, she must be a faghag.
faghag by Ann January 4, 2003
a girl or woman who likes to hang around with gay men.
you can tell she's a faghag by all the gay guys she hangs out with
faghag by Lauren8 February 5, 2007

Flagshagger 

Someone who thinks patriotism can only be extreme nationalism.

Wrapping themselves tightly in their country's flag, singing ( badly and without knowing the words let alone the meanings) patriotic songs and rolling out such displays at all opportunities as proof of their 'loyalty'.

The flagshagger knows little about the history of the country but frequently re writes it to suit jingoistic, xenophobic & very frequently racist rhetoric.

All flagshaggers are the pathetic remnants of grooming gangs known as 'trumpists', 'brexiteers' or similar who they will aggressively defend in a frightening display of 'Stockholm syndrome'.

Flagshaggers are useful only for their votes and once these are used they are cast aside.
Hey have you been to 'parler' recently?
Oh no! Why would I do that? It's a septic pus filled bubble of flagshaggers just like talk radio & Fox News!

Or

Are you going to watch 'last night of the proms'?

Oh yes, just as soon as I can get the stains out of my flag from getting over excited at the latest home office advert about immigrants.
Flagshagger by terry fuckwitt1 September 4, 2020

flag hag 

A non-gender specific term referring to an American that adorns the back of their vehicle (typically an SUV) with more US flags and yellow war ribbons than you can shake a stick at. More of a trend than of a real show of support for US troops.
"Would you look at the flag hag driving that Escalade? He can barely see out the back window."
flag hag by SnaggPDX November 18, 2004
woman that goes out and is always accompanying gay men
sarah is a faghag, always with the gays.
faghag by pokka December 7, 2007
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