Flagshagger 

Someone who thinks patriotism can only be extreme nationalism.

Wrapping themselves tightly in their country's flag, singing ( badly and without knowing the words let alone the meanings) patriotic songs and rolling out such displays at all opportunities as proof of their 'loyalty'.

The flagshagger knows little about the history of the country but frequently re writes it to suit jingoistic, xenophobic & very frequently racist rhetoric.

All flagshaggers are the pathetic remnants of grooming gangs known as 'trumpists', 'brexiteers' or similar who they will aggressively defend in a frightening display of 'Stockholm syndrome'.

Flagshaggers are useful only for their votes and once these are used they are cast aside.

Hey have you been to 'parler' recently?
Oh no! Why would I do that? It's a septic pus filled bubble of flagshaggers just like talk radio & Fox News!

Or

Are you going to watch 'last night of the proms'?

Oh yes, just as soon as I can get the stains out of my flag from getting over excited at the latest home office advert about immigrants.

Flagshagger by terry fuckwitt1 September 4, 2020

Flagshagger 

Someone who will judge people for having the union flag on a bio or because they hang up the union flag but they do the same thing with the union flag and wear it around them during protests on brexit and see no problem with it

did you see the person was called me out for being a flagshagger because i had the union flag in my bio but they have the eu flag on their bio

Flagshagger by NPTucker March 29, 2021

Flagshagger 

Anybody in a Western liberal democracy with enough patriotism to wear or raise their country's flag, drawing the contempt of the chattering classes who thing it rather vulgar and a sign of poor education.

Not to be confused with the chattering classes in Western liberal democracies who happily walk the streets under Palestinian or ISIS flags, because that's like totally different man.

Look at those flagshaggers on the 4th July/Trooping The Color/Insert important national event here. Now help me with this flag of a Levantine terrorist state that can't stop getting it's arse kicked by Israel.

Flagshagger by SalopianSnark February 13, 2025

Faghaggery 

an abstract noun that is used to denotes the non-sexual, highly emotional relationship (nearly romantic) between a homosexual male (fag) and a heterosexual female (hag)

Possibly originates from gay Author Dan Savage, who also does weekly Podcast called "The Savage Lovecast", in his podcast he has addressed various issues of relationships, sex, sexuality, fetishes, and other sex related topics, and issues of Faghaggery in his Podcasts

There are many ways to use the word Faghaggery
e.i. "If that guy is bi, she's not his hag, that's not faghaggery."

e.i. "what in the name of faghaggery is going on here"

Faghaggery by Šläjhammer October 7, 2009

fagshagger 

Pish Posh term for gay person

1 - Did you know John was a Fagshagger?
2 - A fucking what?

1 - Its a fancy term for Gay Person.

2 - Funny word haha

fagshagger by TruBornStraw August 17, 2022

Flag shagger 

A fervent nationalist who poses with, or decorates their neighbourhood with, nationalistic flags as a form of virtue signalling

He's not patriotic he's a racist flag shagger

Flag shagger by ITman September 15, 2025

False-Flag Shagger

Someone who enthusiastically amplifies, defends, or props up false flag narratives - the planted stories, staged provocations, and manufactured pretexts used to justify dodgy actions. Doesn't question the official line, shares the state-approved version like gospel, and calls anyone who pokes holes in it a conspiracy theorist. Basically doing the propagandist's job for free and loving every minute of it.

Ostrovsky's tweeting Churchill quotes at people again like he's narrating a World War II documentary instead of cheerleading a bombing campaign. My guy, you're not Winston - you're a false-flag shagger with a blue tick."

False-Flag Shagger by Poojinky March 22, 2026