flagphag 

A person who fills up there social media bio and comments with flag emojis of foreign countries, who are often involved in a conflict, that they deem to be trendy amongst their peers and/or as a way to attract attention to oneself.

"His bio is full of Ukrainian and Palestinian flags. This flagphag is just looking for attention."

flagphag by Omniscientific January 15, 2025

Flagshagger 

Someone who thinks patriotism can only be extreme nationalism.

Wrapping themselves tightly in their country's flag, singing ( badly and without knowing the words let alone the meanings) patriotic songs and rolling out such displays at all opportunities as proof of their 'loyalty'.

The flagshagger knows little about the history of the country but frequently re writes it to suit jingoistic, xenophobic & very frequently racist rhetoric.

All flagshaggers are the pathetic remnants of grooming gangs known as 'trumpists', 'brexiteers' or similar who they will aggressively defend in a frightening display of 'Stockholm syndrome'.

Flagshaggers are useful only for their votes and once these are used they are cast aside.

Hey have you been to 'parler' recently?
Oh no! Why would I do that? It's a septic pus filled bubble of flagshaggers just like talk radio & Fox News!

Or

Are you going to watch 'last night of the proms'?

Oh yes, just as soon as I can get the stains out of my flag from getting over excited at the latest home office advert about immigrants.

Flagshagger by terry fuckwitt1 September 4, 2020

flaghag 

flaghag (flag hag) NOUN. A woman who is sexually excited by her nation’s flag. A person who cares more about the symbol than the people it represents.

She gets all wet-lipped and teary-eyed when they parade the flag, but doesn't give a shit about the disabled veterans. She voted to cut their pay and benefits. What a flaghag.

flaghag by Maxhole June 20, 2009

Flagshagger 

Someone who will judge people for having the union flag on a bio or because they hang up the union flag but they do the same thing with the union flag and wear it around them during protests on brexit and see no problem with it

did you see the person was called me out for being a flagshagger because i had the union flag in my bio but they have the eu flag on their bio

Flagshagger by NPTucker March 29, 2021

Flagshagger 

Anybody in a Western liberal democracy with enough patriotism to wear or raise their country's flag, drawing the contempt of the chattering classes who thing it rather vulgar and a sign of poor education.

Not to be confused with the chattering classes in Western liberal democracies who happily walk the streets under Palestinian or ISIS flags, because that's like totally different man.

Look at those flagshaggers on the 4th July/Trooping The Color/Insert important national event here. Now help me with this flag of a Levantine terrorist state that can't stop getting it's arse kicked by Israel.

Flagshagger by SalopianSnark February 13, 2025