Mr. T starter kit

When someone wears more than one thick gold (or faux gold) chain necklace at a time. Usually accompanied by too much cologne and a "Hey Baby" attitude.

Man #1: "Hey, check out the schmuck with the Mr. T started kit."
Man #2: "I pity the fool that thinks that looks good!"

by SnaggPDX November 18, 2004

WASPafarian

A sub-breed of the urban hippie species named for their Anglo-Saxon heritage and dreadlocked manes. Often seen traveling in small herds and can be spotted by the tell-tale markings of tie-dyed clothing and the overwhelming stench of patchouli. Approach with caution, unless carrying some form of either ganja or munchies.

"I would have loved the Phish concert if the venue wasn't full of WASPafarians."

by SnaggPDX November 16, 2004

ass basket

A kitty litter box. V. stinky.

"Dammit, the cat shat outside the ass basket again!"

by SnaggPDX November 30, 2004

britcom

A British sitcom. Some excellent examples of britcoms are Red Dwarf, Fawlty Towers, Black Adder, AbFab, and (my personal favorite) Spaced.

"Did you hear that the britcom 'The Office' is coming out on DVD soon?"

by SnaggPDX November 28, 2004

backdoor barf

n. A euphemism for having the shits, a.k.a. diarrhea.

"Ugh, my ass is sore from backdoor barfing all morning. I swear, if I have to wipe one more time my browneye will burst into flames."

by SnaggPDX November 15, 2005

red up

Pittsburghese for "clean up".

"Hey yinz guys, I have to red up the house before heading dahntahn."

by SnaggPDX December 07, 2004

Cheet

The orange dust that coats your fingers and lips after eating Cheetos. This is why you shouldn't eat Cheetos in public unless you have a wet-nap handy.

"I know you've been eating my Cheetos again - You've got Cheet all over your clothes!"

by SnaggPDX December 08, 2004