SnaggPDX's definitions

WASPafarian

A sub-breed of the urban hippie species named for their Anglo-Saxon heritage and dreadlocked manes. Often seen traveling in small herds and can be spotted by the tell-tale markings of tie-dyed clothing and the overwhelming stench of patchouli. Approach with caution, unless carrying some form of either ganja or munchies.

"I would have loved the Phish concert if the venue wasn't full of WASPafarians."

by SnaggPDX November 16, 2004

Mr. T starter kit

When someone wears more than one thick gold (or faux gold) chain necklace at a time. Usually accompanied by too much cologne and a "Hey Baby" attitude.

Man #1: "Hey, check out the schmuck with the Mr. T started kit."
Man #2: "I pity the fool that thinks that looks good!"

by SnaggPDX November 18, 2004

flag hag

A non-gender specific term referring to an American that adorns the back of their vehicle (typically an SUV) with more US flags and yellow war ribbons than you can shake a stick at. More of a trend than of a real show of support for US troops.

"Would you look at the flag hag driving that Escalade? He can barely see out the back window."

by SnaggPDX November 18, 2004

Hog Lumps

A fictitious brand-name of pork scratchings (or pork rinds) named in the movie Shaun of the Dead. Goes well with a pint of beer; package is v. aerodynamic.

Ed: "Shaun! Hog Lumps!"
A packet of Hog Lumps hits Shaun in the face.

by SnaggPDX November 16, 2004

molesterstache

An abbreviated form of molester moustache. Refers to the thinned-out hair clumpings grown by testosterone-challenged pedophiles and other shady sorts.

"Did you see the molesterstache on the guy driving that van? I bet he's hiding a clown suit in the back."

by SnaggPDX November 30, 2004

mung bucket

n. A bucket used under a beer tap to catch foam and pour-offs. Can get very nasty over time, and can be used on demanding jerks at the bar as a source of a "special pour".

"Don't be a wanker to the barkeep or your next drink may come out of the mung bucket."

by SnaggPDX December 10, 2004

shout at your shoes

A euphemism for throwing up on the floor, or just vomiting in general.

"Carl’s outside shouting at his shoes. I knew that last drink would put him over the edge."

by SnaggPDX December 17, 2004