fladong

The same thing as a turkey slap, slap a girl in the face with your penis.

Man, If he/she doesn't shut up I am gonna fladong the hell out of him/her.

by Matt February 9, 2004

fladung

noun: one who looks completely normal, but tends to gather, manipulate, store, retrieve and classify recorded information about the future; also generously shares this information as well as other things (ie: his own brain, drugs, hugs, music and eventually his money) with others

"You can never judge a book by its cover- that guy's a total fladung.

by Huang Hong Qin July 28, 2008

fadongle

The act of touching someone or something with a small asian child.

I adopted a kid from china so I could fadongle anyone I want.

by Hanz Schluckington July 3, 2008

flabongo

A beer bong made out of a a flamingo lawn ornament. It may also occasionally be used to bong wine or mixed drinks.

He just took a flabongo of beer.

by Matthew K May 30, 2006

fladonk

To Violently Slap a girl in the face with your penis.

Yo, i fladonked that girl last night.

by WVURoy April 28, 2006

fladonkey

When a person is slapped across the face with a male'e reproducing organ(penis aka dick).

Wow that guy just came up to me and fladonkeyed me and some skeet skeet got in my eye socket.

by joTHAiStoise August 2, 2006

fadonger

A euphemism for the word penis. Used by your grandparents when you were a little naked kid in the bathtub.

OHHHHHHH Look at that beautiful fadonger!

by Carter SN October 1, 2005