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fladonkadonk

the art of whipping out your dong, aiming precisely, and smacking ssomeone across the face with it
"I fladonkadonked your mother and she liked it."
fladonkadonk by Bob May 13, 2005

fradonkadonk 

The area between the belly button and the pubic bone that obtains fat. Frandonkadonk is usually a belly that hangs down unattractively.
Her fradonkadonk is so big that is hangs over the front of her pants.
fradonkadonk by MommaKitten March 19, 2010

fadonkadonk 

a butt that you want to slap your man junk on,
a combination of the words fadonk and badonkadonk.
Dam, look at her fadonkadonk!
fadonkadonk by rfjdavison December 20, 2009

frudonkadonk 

A frontal ass and a more socially acceptable and gender neutral term for a gunt. Much like a budonkadonk, but in the front. Unlike a budonkadonk it is to be avoided at all costs.
Damn, look at the size of that frudonadonk! I can't tell if she is walking towards me or backing that ass up.

Is that a frudonkadonk or do you have a beach ball in your front pocket?
frudonkadonk by Perfuro October 7, 2011

fadonkadonk 

noun; a fat white chick with no ass
EW! God that fadonkadonk could make a baby cry!

or

try as she might, the fadonkadonk could not please the crowd
fadonkadonk by Kyle Perkins November 1, 2007

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026