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noun: one who looks completely normal, but tends to gather, manipulate, store, retrieve and classify recorded information about the future; also generously shares this information as well as other things (ie: his own brain, drugs, hugs, music and eventually his money) with others
"You can never judge a book by its cover- that guy's a total fladung.
fladung by Huang Hong Qin July 28, 2008
Words you can keep
To slap someone's body/face with a penis; the sound it makes sounds like "fladunk."
She must a been fladunked last night, got mushroom marks all over her face
fladunk by Marizzle January 23, 2004
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fladingdong

usually meaning wtf or what the heck,or to be upset.
(a boy throws a rock at you)what the fladingdong
fladingdong by swewlist43 May 26, 2009
The act of attempting to complete a task so pathetically, that others willingly get involved to complete the task for them the correct way.
Ok Steve, stop Flading and move out of the way. You are just making the spill worse!
Flading by tomomatic January 14, 2011

Flamunga 

The sweaty smelly substance produced in your gooch after not showering after multiple days of sweat and grind. Perhaps also when you don't change your underwear for a long time flamunga is produced.
1. Awe dude my flamunga smells so bad right now

2. I have such bad flamunga a going on right now
Flamunga by Friggedinthehead November 9, 2013

Flamunguloids 

A group of stupid bitches in a group chat
Those Flamunguloids sure are cringe.
Flamunguloids by Flamunguloids November 26, 2022

Le Flaunge 

Derived from the french, "Le Flandiers".

Le flaunge was coined in the southwest of England, typically the bristol area and it could mean a multitude of things depending on the situation.

You could use this as an exclamation of happiness but also an exclamation of outright rage or even as a greeting or a way of showing sorrow, or even as a replacement for a name of a person or an object, You see the never ending uses for this word are insatiable.

Differentiated by the voice and level you use, it can be interpreted in many ways, but for those who know, well, let's just say. Ahhh le flaunge kuss ka toodee.
Example 1
person 1: I fucked your mum

person 2: Wtf Le flaunge

Example 2
person 1: My mum just died man
person 2: I fucked her Le Flaunge Raw

Example 3
person 1 : Wtf who stole my weed

person 2: i swear it wasnt me Le flaunge
Le Flaunge by le flaunge February 3, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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