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noun: one who looks completely normal, but tends to gather, manipulate, store, retrieve and classify recorded information about the future; also generously shares this information as well as other things (ie: his own brain, drugs, hugs, music and eventually his money) with others
"You can never judge a book by its cover- that guy's a total fladung.
fladung by Huang Hong Qin July 28, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
To slap someone's body/face with a penis; the sound it makes sounds like "fladunk."
She must a been fladunked last night, got mushroom marks all over her face
fladunk by Marizzle January 23, 2004
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fladingdong

usually meaning wtf or what the heck,or to be upset.
(a boy throws a rock at you)what the fladingdong
fladingdong by swewlist43 May 26, 2009
The act of attempting to complete a task so pathetically, that others willingly get involved to complete the task for them the correct way.
Ok Steve, stop Flading and move out of the way. You are just making the spill worse!
Flading by tomomatic January 14, 2011

Flamunga 

The sweaty smelly substance produced in your gooch after not showering after multiple days of sweat and grind. Perhaps also when you don't change your underwear for a long time flamunga is produced.
1. Awe dude my flamunga smells so bad right now

2. I have such bad flamunga a going on right now
Flamunga by Friggedinthehead November 9, 2013

Flamunguloids 

A group of stupid bitches in a group chat
Those Flamunguloids sure are cringe.
Flamunguloids by Flamunguloids November 26, 2022

Le Flaunge 

Derived from the french, "Le Flandiers".

Le flaunge was coined in the southwest of England, typically the bristol area and it could mean a multitude of things depending on the situation.

You could use this as an exclamation of happiness but also an exclamation of outright rage or even as a greeting or a way of showing sorrow, or even as a replacement for a name of a person or an object, You see the never ending uses for this word are insatiable.

Differentiated by the voice and level you use, it can be interpreted in many ways, but for those who know, well, let's just say. Ahhh le flaunge kuss ka toodee.
Example 1
person 1: I fucked your mum

person 2: Wtf Le flaunge

Example 2
person 1: My mum just died man
person 2: I fucked her Le Flaunge Raw

Example 3
person 1 : Wtf who stole my weed

person 2: i swear it wasnt me Le flaunge
Le Flaunge by le flaunge February 3, 2020
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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