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half beer bong / half pink flamingo
Grab two beers and fill the Flabongo!
flabongo by Nick November 7, 2004
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A beer-bong made from a Flamingo lawn ornament, sometimes bought online. Seen almost exclusively at state schools and usually in the hands of lightweights who only think they know how to throw down.
"Hey, I don't know how to shotgun a beer, wanna use this flabongo instead?" - SS

"Man, you a cracka' ass fool. Get the fuck out." - PS

Flambongo 

A drinking apparatus, similar to a beer bong for Funneling, made from a pink plastic yard flamingo. The amazing suction-like power of the flamingo neck figuratively shoots the beer down the flambongoer's (also possible to use as noun) throat.

There are various ways to make a Flambongo. The most common method is to cut the head off completely and insert a funnel into the bottom. Another popular method is to simply hack off the entire rear-end of the already-decapitated flamingo.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo.

I made a flambongo this weekend for the party!
Flambongo by JS&SV July 13, 2011
A flamongo is simply a word I made to rhythm with bongo which is a toy flamingo his name is bongo the flamongo but not simply a flamongo is a flamingo that is also bongos
Bongo the flamongo goes every where with his owner the silent watcher
Flamongo by The silent watcher September 25, 2020

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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