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When a person is slapped across the face with a male'e reproducing organ(penis aka dick).

Wow that guy just came up to me and fladonkeyed me and some skeet skeet got in my eye socket.

fladonkey by joTHAiStoise August 2, 2006

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Furdonkeyshnerda

A swift kick to the balls

If you dont shut up I'll give you a furdonkeyshnerda

Furdonkeyshnerda by Jon brannn August 25, 2020

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fladonk

To Violently Slap a girl in the face with your penis.

Yo, i fladonked that girl last night.

fladonk by WVURoy April 28, 2006

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fladonkadonk

the art of whipping out your dong, aiming precisely, and smacking someone across the face with it

"I fladonkadonked your mother and she really liked it."

fladonkadonk by Bob February 26, 2005

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Flaunkey

Used to define a lesser person, could also be described as a bum or a scrub

Get you and your crew of Flaunkeys over here so we can get this started.

Flaunkey by Casper Jr October 8, 2008

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Fadonked

When a girl is giving a terrible blow job and the guy whips his dick out and hits her across the face. This contact will leave a mark. This usually occurs when a girl has braces and is scatching a man's penis in the process of a blow job

The reason why Jennifer Aniston didnt show up to the Academy Awards is being the night before she got fadonked and had a mark that resembled my penis.

Fadonked by TittyFuckHerAss March 3, 2009

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fadonked

to smack ones nutsack or cock against another person's face

while mary was sleeping i fadonked her

fadonked by david kain March 2, 2007

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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