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fladonkey 

When a person is slapped across the face with a male'e reproducing organ(penis aka dick).
Wow that guy just came up to me and fladonkeyed me and some skeet skeet got in my eye socket.
fladonkey by joTHAiStoise August 2, 2006
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Furdonkeyshnerda 

If you dont shut up I'll give you a furdonkeyshnerda
Furdonkeyshnerda by Jon brannn August 25, 2020
To Violently Slap a girl in the face with your penis.
Yo, i fladonked that girl last night.
fladonk by WVURoy April 28, 2006

fladonkadonk

the art of whipping out your dong, aiming precisely, and smacking someone across the face with it
"I fladonkadonked your mother and she really liked it."
fladonkadonk by Bob February 26, 2005

Flaunkey 

Used to define a lesser person, could also be described as a bum or a scrub
Get you and your crew of Flaunkeys over here so we can get this started.
Flaunkey by Casper Jr October 8, 2008

Fadonked 

When a girl is giving a terrible blow job and the guy whips his dick out and hits her across the face. This contact will leave a mark. This usually occurs when a girl has braces and is scatching a man's penis in the process of a blow job
The reason why Jennifer Aniston didnt show up to the Academy Awards is being the night before she got fadonked and had a mark that resembled my penis.
Fadonked by TittyFuckHerAss March 3, 2009

fadonked 

to smack ones nutsack or cock against another person's face
while mary was sleeping i fadonked her
fadonked by david kain March 2, 2007
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