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Severely intoxicated, typically with classic chooch or evil brown chooch involved in some capacity.
“FACHED”

“Oh, man, I was so fached last Thursday.” “Yea, you kept calling yourself Bricholas Cage and fighting any one that offered you a bump”

“You guys want to hit the Handicap Stall and get fached before date night?”
Fached by Thursday.lines December 26, 2019
To expose one's private body parts to the public
I got flashed by some guy on my way to office.
Flashed by officedawg October 10, 2010

Flashed Credentials

Flashing or showing your tits (if female) or genitals (male or female) to one or more persons with the intent of attracting their attention and creating a sexual response.
Carla got laid repeatedly over summer break. She just went to the beach and flashed credentials.

flashed for cash 

To get photographed by a strategically placed speeding camera.
Fuck, was that a speeding camera back there? I think I just got flashed for cash!
flashed for cash by o'kelligan July 11, 2010

Quick Flashed

To be killed by 3 flash bangs in Call of Duty 4.
"WTF did you do to that guy?? I was out of ammo so i quick flashed him."
Quick Flashed by KING MAISON May 11, 2008
When you cock-slap someone whilst the penis is flacid.
"Kieran flaced me all night last night!"
Flaced by ElChuro September 3, 2015