Fached

Severely intoxicated, typically with classic chooch or evil brown chooch involved in some capacity.

“FACHED”

“Oh, man, I was so fached last Thursday.” “Yea, you kept calling yourself Bricholas Cage and fighting any one that offered you a bump”

“You guys want to hit the Handicap Stall and get fached before date night?”

by Thursday.lines December 26, 2019

Multi fACEd

A person who creates several profiles and interacts amongst them pretending they are all different people. In reality it’s the same person interacting with himself, however to the naked eye it appears the people are all unrelated. ACE photoshops all his pictures, pretends to be other males/ females and buries himself under layers of lies making him Multi fACEd.

Ace is at least 25 of the 30 patrons in his room, which makes him multi fACEd

by Young bull October 4, 2019

Bat-faced Jelly

Uncomplimentary nickname for Camilla Batmanghelidgh (pronounced bætmængelɪdʒ), people in the USA probably won’t gave heard of her, but she’s the weirdo hamplanet who set up a charity called Kids Company in the UK which closed amid allegations of misuse of funds and child abuse in 2015. Investigations showed that despite having had over £46 million of taxpayers’ money the charity’s financial arrangements were chaotic and considerable sums had been used for purposes outside the remit of the charity. When this came to light, Bat-faced Jelly went into damage limitation overdrive (she made Donald Trump look like an amateur). Unfortunately her idea of damage limitation seemed to be more along the lines of avoiding personal blame, apparently never having heard of the buck stops here. While the closure of the “charity” may have been regretted by some, the reaction of the vast majority was relief that the government wouldn’t hand over any more of their taxes to a bunch of wasters.

“Did you hear old Bat-faced Jelly in that radio interview?”
“Yeah, no wonder she got so much money out of the Government, she can beat politicians at bullshitting!”

by AKACroatalin November 20, 2016

cliff-faced

Very serious, neutral and/or generally looking consistently sad

Hi OMORI! Cliff-faced as usual, I see.

by fairyc0rpse December 25, 2020

two-faced bitch

Someone who can be nice as pie one minute & a backstabbing bitch the next.

I was shocked to see the two-faced bitch in Marla come out at the bar. She was really nice to one gal & as she turned away, & whispered to me how "I can't stand that bitch." She was being a two~faced bitch!

by Starchylde June 7, 2016

Double Faced Entendre

A double faced entendre, as described by platinum artist Oliver Tree, is a person who, much like an entendre, has two completely different personalities. One being a sweet, angelic one, whilst the other is a backstabbing, devilish one. The problem is when the relationship first starts, you may be “blinded” by love and not recognize this fact until it’s too late.

Ryan: yeah i just a hot out of a really bad relationship. she was different from when i met her.
Matt: yeah she really did seem like a double faced entendre.

by umami0 June 23, 2021

Po-faced

Po-faced means having an assumed solemn, serious, or earnest expression or manner; piously or hypocritically solemn. It can also mean expressionless or emotionless, perhaps derived from poker face meaning the ability to avoid showing any reaction to the cards you have been dealt.

When he tries to tell you where you’ve gone wrong, he can be such a po-faced twat.
I was playing cards with the lads last night, couldn’t read Charlie at all, totally po-faced.

by AKACroatalin June 19, 2015