flaberassted

To get booty in the face.

"A girl passed me and i got flaberassted."

by Ry4nmc February 14, 2009

flabergasted

"blown away" or "shocked"

I was flabergasted at the way she used her DSL in the middle of class

by Frogger October 28, 2003

flaberbusted

Flaberbusted is the event you are surprised to a point where you shart in an explosive manner

Brad, Remember that day you flaberbusted so hard. you blew your pants off?

by Flaberbusted February 22, 2022

flabergasted

This is one of many ways for dumb fucks to misspell "flabbergasted". lmao.

I went ta comunity colege cuz I can spel flabergasted, don't tell meh its flabbergasted hahaha.

by sarcasticFucker March 27, 2008

flabergasted

To be dazed and confused

Mike Stanton, of the New York Mets, was flabergasted when he found out that Rey Sanchez was getting a hair cut in the middle of a game.

by Mike MacD May 29, 2003

flabergasted

so absolutely boggled to the point were you start to speak mush

when the beast was hurt I was flabergasted!!!

by ummamelaniestan October 5, 2018

Flabergasted

To be butchered by your laundry lady

Holy shit man mike got flabergasted yesterday by yolanda

by Juan April 3, 2004