Juan's definitions

Long Necks

12 ounce bottles of beer.

"Dude. I got a case of long necks. We're gettin so fucked up tonight."

by Juan February 17, 2005

ghettocore

when something is in fact ghetto to its core

Patman's boots were fucking ghettocore, then I tripped and almost fell.

by Juan November 11, 2004

jug

hardcore nasty raunchy sex

last night me and this hoe jugged and i nutted on her back

by juan May 5, 2003

w/o

Short way of saying "with out"

I am going to the store w/o my wallet.

by Juan December 28, 2003

candy

cigarettes

none

by JUAN October 19, 2003

Eunuch jelly man

:NOUN: 1. Someone who has had their balls removed
2. A man who is the equivalent of a goat only on Saturdays when he's drinking massive amounts of alcohol.

1. I feel bad for that eunuch jelly man
2. Man, yesterday i turned into a eunuch jelly man

by Juan April 3, 2004

Stoop Mongrel

Inner City Slang defining a person whose hangout of choice is their front porch. The voyeurs of the ghetto who don't do nothing but check out their block from the comfort of the steps leading up to their home.

"That stoop mongrel ain't got no job. She just sits on her porch all day with that scrub Mookie."

by Juan February 17, 2005