flaberbusted 

Flaberbusted is the event you are surprised to a point where you shart in an explosive manner

Brad, Remember that day you flaberbusted so hard. you blew your pants off?

flaberbusted by Flaberbusted February 22, 2022

flabergasted 

"blown away" or "shocked"

I was flabergasted at the way she used her DSL in the middle of class

flabergasted by Frogger October 28, 2003

flabergasted 

This is one of many ways for dumb fucks to misspell "flabbergasted". lmao.

I went ta comunity colege cuz I can spel flabergasted, don't tell meh its flabbergasted hahaha.

flabergasted by sarcasticFucker March 27, 2008

flabergasted 

To be dazed and confused

Mike Stanton, of the New York Mets, was flabergasted when he found out that Rey Sanchez was getting a hair cut in the middle of a game.

flabergasted by Mike MacD May 29, 2003

flabergasted 

so absolutely boggled to the point were you start to speak mush

when the beast was hurt I was flabergasted!!!

flabergasted by ummamelaniestan October 5, 2018

Flubberbusted 

A combination of: frustrated, upset, mad, angst, annoyed, and sad. A simpler way of expressing a complicated combination of emotions. Emotional overload.

After a long week of work, graduate classes, the breakup and a fight with her neighbor, she felt flubberbusted.

Flubberbusted by Lynsita May 30, 2008

flaberassted 

To get booty in the face.

"A girl passed me and i got flaberassted."

flaberassted by Ry4nmc February 14, 2009