Flabergasted

To be butchered by your laundry lady

Holy shit man mike got flabergasted yesterday by yolanda

by Juan April 04, 2004

flabergasted

"blown away" or "shocked"

I was flabergasted at the way she used her DSL in the middle of class

by Frogger October 29, 2003

flabergasted

This is one of many ways for dumb fucks to misspell "flabbergasted". lmao.

I went ta comunity colege cuz I can spel flabergasted, don't tell meh its flabbergasted hahaha.

by sarcasticFucker March 27, 2008

flabergasted

To be dazed and confused

Mike Stanton, of the New York Mets, was flabergasted when he found out that Rey Sanchez was getting a hair cut in the middle of a game.

by Mike MacD May 29, 2003

flabergasted

so absolutely boggled to the point were you start to speak mush

when the beast was hurt I was flabergasted!!!

by ummamelaniestan October 05, 2018

flabergast

damn, fuck, darn, shit, crap, etc.

Flabergast! I got a 32 on the test! :(

by i dunno March 29, 2005

flabergaster

the extra baggage under ones chin

My flabergaster is so huge i look like i have a turkey gobbler!

by d-golf December 31, 2005