fjorkin'
That was fjorkin' ridiculous!
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fjorkin' • forking • Fjorlinda • forkin • Forking Fork Day • forkin' it • Fjording • Florkin • florking • Forkinator
Fan forking
Oh my god, I'm fan forking so hard over Chris Evans right now. I seriously just wanna take off my pants.
Fan forking by 129876543 June 2, 2015
forking ridiculous
The increasing number of cryptocurrency forks where an existing cryptocurrency code is splits in two resulting in a newer and older version.
forking ridiculous by Uncle Buck, Tennessee June 2, 2018
forking
It is exactly like cuddling but the big spoon is pressing his boner into the little spoon till it turns into more than cuddling.
forking by bigmouthedcurry April 5, 2015
spooning leads to forking
Common phrase linking the acts of spooning and forking. Basically, what starts with cuddling can easily end in sex.
spooning leads to forking by Giant Peach November 19, 2005
forkin' it
when you are eating a meal that requires cutting with a knife, but you dont have a knife, and attempt to cut it using the side of your fork. this usually results in frustration and your meal being flattened out.
Johnny: yo, whats up with your chicken? it looks like someone dropped a fat guy on it.
Bob: nah, i didnt have a knife, so i tried forkin' it.
Bob: nah, i didnt have a knife, so i tried forkin' it.
forkin' it by Jezuz Munky May 17, 2008
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