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The act of listening to My Chemical Romance whilst speeding down a road

Inspiring by the trailer on YouTube for their new album "Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys" and the CAPTCHAs that appear in the comment box after you've posted too many comments. "Florking" was the word in the CAPTCHA box for the video and certain members of the MCRmy have given it this definition.
I would've gone into work today but I was busy florking on I-95 to "Na Na Na"!
florking by rockrgrl4ever15 September 25, 2010
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The good place season 1 episode 11, when Elanor realises its not the good place
Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls, you guys were being tortured
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Fan forking 

The fan girling that you feel in your loins
Oh my god, I'm fan forking so hard over Chris Evans right now. I seriously just wanna take off my pants.
Fan forking by 129876543 June 2, 2015

forking ridiculous 

The increasing number of cryptocurrency forks where an existing cryptocurrency code is splits in two resulting in a newer and older version.
Hey, did you hear that another bitcoin fork is coming? Yeah, it's getting forking ridiculous.

Florting 

Kissing that happens as a result of a formal handshake
'Did you see how firm his handshake was? He was definitely florting"
Florting by Flortygal November 4, 2018

flocking 

When you break into a place of residence with the intent to steal stuff.
Originated in Los Angeles.

"like i was flocking, i took his bitch in a heart beat" -Heartbeat by YG 400

"they gave me 6 months in the county cus i got caught flocking" - Fast by YG 400

"my niggaz... flock in the house, hope he come out with the safe" -First Pass by Nipsey Hussle

"Whats flocking? Breaking in homes, B and E, burglary, damn you slow" -Californication by Nipsey Hussle
guy 1: what you gunna later on?
guy 2: nothing, why? watup?
guy 1: i need rent money, you down to go flocking
guy 2: fo sho, hopefully no one is home and we dont get caught.
It is exactly like cuddling but the big spoon is pressing his boner into the little spoon till it turns into more than cuddling.
Do you wanna cuddle then maybe get to forking?
forking by bigmouthedcurry April 5, 2015