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The act of listening to My Chemical Romance whilst speeding down a road

Inspiring by the trailer on YouTube for their new album "Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys" and the CAPTCHAs that appear in the comment box after you've posted too many comments. "Florking" was the word in the CAPTCHA box for the video and certain members of the MCRmy have given it this definition.

I would've gone into work today but I was busy florking on I-95 to "Na Na Na"!

florking by rockrgrl4ever15 September 25, 2010

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Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls

The good place season 1 episode 11, when Elanor realises its not the good place

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls, you guys were being tortured

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls by HELLO, I like yellow and purpl September 24, 2018

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florking • forking • flocking • florting • Flarking • flirking • flurking • Flerking • Flooking • Florping

Fan forking

The fan girling that you feel in your loins

Oh my god, I'm fan forking so hard over Chris Evans right now. I seriously just wanna take off my pants.

Fan forking by 129876543 June 2, 2015

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forking ridiculous

The increasing number of cryptocurrency forks where an existing cryptocurrency code is splits in two resulting in a newer and older version.

Hey, did you hear that another bitcoin fork is coming? Yeah, it's getting forking ridiculous.

forking ridiculous by Uncle Buck, Tennessee June 2, 2018

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Florting

Kissing that happens as a result of a formal handshake

'Did you see how firm his handshake was? He was definitely florting"

Florting by Flortygal November 4, 2018

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flocking

When you break into a place of residence with the intent to steal stuff.
Originated in Los Angeles.

"like i was flocking, i took his bitch in a heart beat" -Heartbeat by YG 400

"they gave me 6 months in the county cus i got caught flocking" - Fast by YG 400

"my niggaz... flock in the house, hope he come out with the safe" -First Pass by Nipsey Hussle

"Whats flocking? Breaking in homes, B and E, burglary, damn you slow" -Californication by Nipsey Hussle

guy 1: what you gunna later on?
guy 2: nothing, why? watup?
guy 1: i need rent money, you down to go flocking
guy 2: fo sho, hopefully no one is home and we dont get caught.

flocking by mr. pass real fast May 9, 2013

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forking

It is exactly like cuddling but the big spoon is pressing his boner into the little spoon till it turns into more than cuddling.

Do you wanna cuddle then maybe get to forking?

forking by bigmouthedcurry April 5, 2015

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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