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The act of listening to My Chemical Romance whilst speeding down a road

Inspiring by the trailer on YouTube for their new album "Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys" and the CAPTCHAs that appear in the comment box after you've posted too many comments. "Florking" was the word in the CAPTCHA box for the video and certain members of the MCRmy have given it this definition.

I would've gone into work today but I was busy florking on I-95 to "Na Na Na"!

florking by rockrgrl4ever15 September 25, 2010

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Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls

The good place season 1 episode 11, when Elanor realises its not the good place

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls, you guys were being tortured

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls by HELLO, I like yellow and purpl September 24, 2018

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Related Words

florking • forking • flocking • Flarking • florting • flirking • flurking • Flerking • Flooking • Florping

Fan forking

The fan girling that you feel in your loins

Oh my god, I'm fan forking so hard over Chris Evans right now. I seriously just wanna take off my pants.

Fan forking by 129876543 June 2, 2015

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forking ridiculous

The increasing number of cryptocurrency forks where an existing cryptocurrency code is splits in two resulting in a newer and older version.

Hey, did you hear that another bitcoin fork is coming? Yeah, it's getting forking ridiculous.

forking ridiculous by Uncle Buck, Tennessee June 2, 2018

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Florting

Kissing that happens as a result of a formal handshake

'Did you see how firm his handshake was? He was definitely florting"

Florting by Flortygal November 4, 2018

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flocking

When you break into a place of residence with the intent to steal stuff.
Originated in Los Angeles.

"like i was flocking, i took his bitch in a heart beat" -Heartbeat by YG 400

"they gave me 6 months in the county cus i got caught flocking" - Fast by YG 400

"my niggaz... flock in the house, hope he come out with the safe" -First Pass by Nipsey Hussle

"Whats flocking? Breaking in homes, B and E, burglary, damn you slow" -Californication by Nipsey Hussle

guy 1: what you gunna later on?
guy 2: nothing, why? watup?
guy 1: i need rent money, you down to go flocking
guy 2: fo sho, hopefully no one is home and we dont get caught.

flocking by mr. pass real fast May 9, 2013

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forking

It is exactly like cuddling but the big spoon is pressing his boner into the little spoon till it turns into more than cuddling.

Do you wanna cuddle then maybe get to forking?

forking by bigmouthedcurry April 5, 2015

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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