4 definitions by Jezuz Munky
when you are eating a meal that requires cutting with a knife, but you dont have a knife, and attempt to cut it using the side of your fork. this usually results in frustration and your meal being flattened out.
Johnny: yo, whats up with your chicken? it looks like someone dropped a fat guy on it.
Bob: nah, i didnt have a knife, so i tried forkin' it.
Bob: nah, i didnt have a knife, so i tried forkin' it.
by Jezuz Munky May 18, 2008
borrowing a friends car, and then usuing it to perform a jackass style stunt to see how it plays out, and if it would be safe for your car.
Bob: yo can you drive me to the store?
Joe: nah, Johnny took my car for a test drive by the railroad tracks. he said his car is busted.
Bob: i hope you have insurance
Joe: nah, Johnny took my car for a test drive by the railroad tracks. he said his car is busted.
Bob: i hope you have insurance
by Jezuz Munky April 19, 2008
(pronounced pre-poop) the gas that slips out your buttcrack when you have an upset stomach, signaling that you need to take the browns to the super bowl.
by Jezuz Munky July 17, 2008
joe: how was the universe created?
bob: well, there was nothing, then it blew up and became something. its called the big bang.
joe: that sounds like the name of a fancy circle jerk
bob: well, there was nothing, then it blew up and became something. its called the big bang.
joe: that sounds like the name of a fancy circle jerk
by Jezuz Munky April 19, 2008