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A homosexual male who wishes to be Asian but is actually incredibly white. Generally displays gay movements and Caucasian cultural habits.
Man, he wouldn't be such a forkin if he didn't walk around like a fag all the time.
forkin by Lee October 13, 2003

forkin' it 

when you are eating a meal that requires cutting with a knife, but you dont have a knife, and attempt to cut it using the side of your fork. this usually results in frustration and your meal being flattened out.
Johnny: yo, whats up with your chicken? it looks like someone dropped a fat guy on it.
Bob: nah, i didnt have a knife, so i tried forkin' it.
forkin' it by Jezuz Munky May 17, 2008

forkin hay 

When a man wastes time dating women that do not possess the qualities in which he desires. Often, the women he dates are promiscuous and seriously lacking in ambition.
It wasn't until John fell in love with Kate, a law student at the University of Washington, that he realized how many years he had wasted forkin hay.
forkin hay by katmarie85 September 23, 2006

Forkin it 

When a woman pee's in a urinal by holding onto the flushing mechanism, and has two friends who hold onto each leg while she aims and streams her flow.
why did all three girls have to go to the bathroom at the same time? Well becuase there probably in there forkin it!
Forkin it by Wick Nass February 22, 2011

forkin' spoon 

Fork and spoon, which, when said in a British accent, sounds a lot like "fuckin' spoon".
"God, that Sciecne test was such a bitch!"
"I know, what a forkin' spoon!"
forkin' spoon by A Blair Person February 7, 2009

Fookin Losah 

Louis Tomlinsons way of saying fucking loser to paparazzi
"That's your fookin job u fookin losah ".
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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