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derived from the movie fitna, the word roughly means "fucked up" or "beat up" but it is only used in the case of a muslim.
Mohammed just got fitnad by Homeland Security officers.
fitnad by Miguel Gonzalez March 29, 2008
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A place where ongoing sagas including fake deaths, transvestites adopting under-age "sons" and crutch fetishists are all the rage. Dead people, orange stick insects, trolls and egos collect there to try and belittle each other.
Log onto fitlads then
fitlads by fatmediawhorecow October 21, 2010
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a term used by muslims to describe facebook. Fitna is an islamic terms that means trials and tribulations, meaning God (Allah) will test you. So the use of facebook will increase the chances that a muslim will gain sin by doing something unpermissable (Haram) on it...thus fitnabook.
Bad muslim: Dude i met a fine hijabi on facebook!
Decent muslim with wrong intention: man i would stay away from that fitnabook...itll waste your time.
Someone who relentlessly works out, obsesses about food and nutrition, and shames others for not doing the same, regardless of their health, finances, or other life situations. This person typically lives their life in some type of workout clothing, even when they are not working out.
Brenda, a typical fitnazi, made Harold feel terrible because he has injuries that make him unable to fully exercise.
fitnazi by Bobbin1973 June 14, 2017
short for "fixing to." used in the south by black folk to mean "going to" or "getting ready to"
waiter... you either get me a clean fork or I'm fitna bus yo eye.
fitna by monsto June 27, 2003
Meaning "fitting to"

Not to be confused with finna, which means "going to".
Example: "You ain't fitna tell him that!"
Example 2: "I'm fitna teach you a lesson!"
fitna by VYDEOS April 22, 2021
Fitnah is when someone creates drama between 2 or more persons on purpose, based on either false or real information.
"Omg Tracey, I saw Jack kissing another girl yesterday, I think it was Tiffany he kissed with"
"Oh that little slut, we should ruin her life totally"
"Yeah let's go and photoshop her face on a pig that slut"
"Tracey, don't believe it's real just because Nicole said it, it might as well be fitnah"
"Shut the fuck up Alice"
Fitnah by TheArabicWordNerd September 26, 2020
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