Fatnado

Any fat person or animal that causes destruction.

My fat Siamese tore my living room apart! What a fatnado!

by Cakethief June 23, 2019

fapnado

The act of spinning around as fast as you can while masturbating in order to cover all four walls with semen in whatever room you are in.

"You see that homeless guy doing a mister twister in the parking garage today?"

"What the fuck?!"

"It was a straight class F6 fapnado!"

by tytz420 April 17, 2015

Fartnado

The act of ripping a stanky fart next to another person then immediately running around them tight circles so as to create an inescapable cyclone of noxious fart gas.

Dude I just got fartnado'd pretty bad, every direction was full of stink.

by TtotheDM January 31, 2014

Fagnado

A gaggle of queers on a marry-go-round

Bobby decided that he'd join the fagnado even though his friends advised against it.

by Theslippyone November 17, 2017

Fartnado

When two or more people around someone fart around the same time causing the stink from their farts to meet at that person and making a super cloud of stink like when the cold and warm fronts of a tornado meet.

Oh man, it stinks so bad over here. I must be caught in a fartnado.

by Matt D. Underwood March 4, 2008

Fartnado

When a group of people unleash a forceful combination of farts, creating a hazardous and overwhelming atmosphere that leaves bystanders gasping for fresh air.

Dude, we should've never had that bean burrito eating contest in the car. It was a total fartnado in there, and everyone was freaking out!

by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023

Fatnaldo

The apparent inability for one to sustain a weight under 250kg.

it is sometimes hard for me to imagine the world without fatnaldo

by Charlie fatnaldo January 3, 2008