fitna

short for "fixing to." used in the south by black folk to mean "going to" or "getting ready to"

waiter... you either get me a clean fork or I'm fitna bus yo eye.

by monsto June 27, 2003

Jerk off

used normally as a description of a person that is otherwise known as an idiot. (with or without a hyphen)

I hate scampie. Jerk-off drank my last beer!

by monsto January 16, 2003