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Fittoman 

A swedish word.

Boys that lie that they get laid, pussy or even kissing a girl on a party. There are mythomaniacs, but these just lie about girls to get some kind of rep from their homies.
Bob: "Did you hear that Ben got laid with two girls last night?"

Jamal: "Man, Ben is just another fittoman, don't believe him when it comes to girls."
Fittoman by Guden June 22, 2012
Related Words
fitato Fitton Fidato fiatoe Fiktator filatova Fitatty FITTO Fatato fatatouille
The word you say when you can say anything
Bob:tell me something anything bobber

Bobber: Fiatoe
fiatoe by Chowisme123 May 30, 2017
An obese potato. Not much else to say...

usually used when there is an awkward silence.
person 1: lol, you're a fotato...
person 2: fotatoooooo...
person 1: *gets out a masher*
person 2: *jiggles*

or

*awkward silence*
person 1: FOTATO!!!!!!!!
person 2: OMG, WHERE?!
fotato by demon_taco February 17, 2008
Verb: To do a Fitton is to accidentally ejaculate onto one's own face.

Happens extremely rarely during some sort of sexual act, when lying down. In the moment, bodily control is temporarily lost, and semen could be fired anywhere. When doing a Fitton, this happens to be one's own face
Did you hear about Billy? Kat gave him head, then he did a Fitton!
Fitton by J-kitchen January 19, 2011
The feeling you get when you don't have makeup on, haven't showered and/or just ate a lot of unhealthy food(s) and feel disgusting. fat potato disgusting (Fat Potato)
I am fatatoing so hard today and I don't even care.
Omg, I look like a fatato in that picture.
Fatato by aaurela May 17, 2018
A task so boring or rubbish that you just have to abandon it halfway through.
Last night I did an absolute Fitton.
Fitton by N Sage December 18, 2010