Verb: To do a Fitton is to accidentally ejaculate onto one's own face.
Happens extremely rarely during some sort of sexual act, when lying down. In the moment, bodily control is temporarily lost, and semen could be fired anywhere. When doing a Fitton, this happens to be one's own face
Happens extremely rarely during some sort of sexual act, when lying down. In the moment, bodily control is temporarily lost, and semen could be fired anywhere. When doing a Fitton, this happens to be one's own face
by J-kitchen January 19, 2011
Last night I did an absolute Fitton.
by N Sage December 17, 2010
by Anonymous June 3, 2003
The ultimate form of life in the universe it is perfection and cannot be inproved upon. They also have the ability 2 teach donkeys to ride motorbikes
Sam Fitton
by Sam .f June 1, 2003
A variation on soul patch, only denoting one which is off-centre.
In honour of the dart player Daryl "The Dazzler" Fitton, who sported an off-centre soul patch in the semi-final of the 2005 Lakeside World Championship.
In honour of the dart player Daryl "The Dazzler" Fitton, who sported an off-centre soul patch in the semi-final of the 2005 Lakeside World Championship.
My hand slipped when i was trimming it and turned it into a fitton flop, so i just shaved it off and i'm gonna start again.
by the other bag boy June 17, 2005
Hey is that Jack Fitton? I hear that guy is cool *looks at Jack Fitton with Admiration*. Maybe one day I'll be Jack Fitton
by Hiprop September 2, 2008
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