Fitton 

Verb: To do a Fitton is to accidentally ejaculate onto one's own face.

Happens extremely rarely during some sort of sexual act, when lying down. In the moment, bodily control is temporarily lost, and semen could be fired anywhere. When doing a Fitton, this happens to be one's own face

Did you hear about Billy? Kat gave him head, then he did a Fitton!

Fitton by J-kitchen January 19, 2011

Fitton 

A task so boring or rubbish that you just have to abandon it halfway through.

Last night I did an absolute Fitton.

Fitton by N Sage December 18, 2010

Fitton 

Often linked with the word twat , dickhead , gimp etc etc

Ha theres SAM FITTON lets jump him! (everyone points and laughs

Fitton by Anonymous June 3, 2003

Fitton 

The ultimate form of life in the universe it is perfection and cannot be inproved upon. They also have the ability 2 teach donkeys to ride motorbikes

Sam Fitton

Fitton by Sam .f June 1, 2003

Fitton 

A man who screams like a girl at the top of his voice while wearing beats and a vest for a dress

You wont see me doing a fitton tonight

Fitton by Realsteel88 September 22, 2018

fitton flop 

A variation on soul patch, only denoting one which is off-centre.

In honour of the dart player Daryl "The Dazzler" Fitton, who sported an off-centre soul patch in the semi-final of the 2005 Lakeside World Championship.

My hand slipped when i was trimming it and turned it into a fitton flop, so i just shaved it off and i'm gonna start again.

fitton flop by the other bag boy June 27, 2005

Jack Fitton

Hey is that Jack Fitton? I hear that guy is cool *looks at Jack Fitton with Admiration*. Maybe one day I'll be Jack Fitton

Hey it's Jack Fitton, everyone act cool.

Jack Fitton by Hiprop October 19, 2008