fishtoast

The act of having sex while neither party has showered for a good amount of time. Often times very smelly and dirty.

Neither of us had really showered for a while but we were both really horny, so we decided to make fishtoast.

by notreallyatroll October 31, 2015

Fashtastic

The holy word used by our lord and savior, Mr Fash. It is said if you say it three times in a row he will suddenly appear and give you homework

"History is truly Fashtastic!"

by anonyomous urbandictionary May 25, 2017

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster

Someone who is unbelievably manly; an incredibly manly man.

"Dude, Ian just had sex with my mom while beating up your childhood hero!"

"Man, that guy is a fucking Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster!"

by The Breakaway October 14, 2009

Fistastic

Fistastic - An adjective one uses to decribe the common feeling one is experiencing with that of the ectacy one ahcieves by having a large fist shoved in their ass.

"That Gaping Niblo you performed on me last night was fistastic!"

by Onre Port July 4, 2004

Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster

The most manly dude in the fucking universe, when he gets drunk he doesn't just get drunk, not a little tipsy. Not drunk to the state of rudeness. He wipes a week out of his memory. Out-drinks everyone around him, makes an arse of himself, forgets where he lives, pees against a wall, sits on a bench for a little while, remembers where he lives, passes out in bed fully clothed and then gets the fuck back out there the next day and does it all again. Then spends a week of his life recovering from that day.
That guy who got shot by an barrette .50 Cal sniper 17 times then got hit by a buss and walked it off, fought mike Tyson and chuck Liddell with one foot. He can use the following reply in any situation "I'm staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster fucking deal with it"
He shaves his pubic hair with a fucking lawnmower, and his beard is so big homeless people hide there in the winter. fuck satnav he reads real maps.
He is still alive to this very day, there is a real guy with this name, were not allowed to reveal details but you should be fully aware that he is doing something truly fucking awesome...

dude: Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude: did you say steroids?
dude 2: so how did Sgt. Max Fightmaster play rugby?
other dude 2: He abandoned all pretences and entered the pitch fully naked covered in lubricant dancing violently to powerful techno
dude 3:holy shit is that Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude 3: Yeah you can tell because he smells of marmite and sweat and heavy death metal,

he never ate a vegetable in his life because he says vegetable's make you weak and retarded and steroids and vodka are the shit.

by Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster YEH December 12, 2013

fishpost

A posting on social media platforms which is designed to provoke outrage and devision

Did you see how that thread blew up? .... Yeah it was a total fishpost

by DenUrandom May 14, 2020

firetoaster_

The biggest dicked male in the world. Paved the way for many pornstars not saying who and gets hell of grills. They call him mister steal your grill not because he is black because he can kill you with one insert of his massive cock. The color blue is ghey like the thing called Nubstty and FireToaster_ is not ghey. He flips dicks and bangs chicks a man once said that before but fuck it this is the urban dictionary so im hella thicc with the stick.

FireToaster_ can never be prego because he is a male that donkey punches chicks.

by Not Toaster_ October 29, 2018