To wind-up and annoy someone by calling them names repeatedly, prodding, poking, tickling, etc. until they end up puching or kicking the one doing the provoking.
Usually done by smaller siblings to piss off older siblings.
Usually done by smaller siblings to piss off older siblings.
To provoke:
Younger sister: ugly ugly ugly fatty fatty fatty *prods brother with stick ten times*
Older brother: Piss off you stupid girl and stop annoying me! *punches lil sister*
Sister: MUM! He punched me!!!!
Mum: well stop provoking him then *slaps daughter*
Younger sister: ugly ugly ugly fatty fatty fatty *prods brother with stick ten times*
Older brother: Piss off you stupid girl and stop annoying me! *punches lil sister*
Sister: MUM! He punched me!!!!
Mum: well stop provoking him then *slaps daughter*
by HellzAngeL123 July 31, 2009
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OHOHO! They provoke you into killing their kids and then frame you as the bad guy!? Is that what they do!? Ha! Now you're speaking my language!
Hym "YOU'RE RIGHT! It IS cowardice when they provoke you into killing their kids and then blame you for it. But one could argue that subjugating a people entirely is a form of provocation! Vaguely analogous to MY thing though so I dig it. Love Vaguely analogous things. It works on both sides of the issue too! So that's pretty cool.... Yep. Still holding back though. Man do I want to go in on you... Rrrgh... I'll wait... I'll wait... Do it for news-bae... It's good though. There's a lot there to work with... But I'll wait..."
by Hym Iam October 11, 2023
Get the Provoke mug.Hym "The fact that while he is telling you not to do anything to stop the children from getting murdered.... He is also instructing people to actively provoke me into murdering kids. So it's a 2 pronged attack. Intended both to provoke and immiserate me into child murder because taking my freedom is more important to him than your kids not getting murdered. And he as already MADE IT HAPPEN. They are calling for people to use the weaponized schizophrenia. The people they are doing it to a murdering you kids for it. And then Sam Sedar goes on his show, lies to you about how the only solution if banning guns (even though there was a mass stabbing that killed 10 people and several shootings that killed less than 10) and then YOU vote for the people and policies he tells you to vote for and regardless of whether or not you kids die Sam Sedar get more political power for himself. And that's all this is about. Keeping himself on the internet. Which is not what's going to happen if I have anything to say about it. He want you to lie for him now, so that if the kid dies you have an easier time lying about his culpability. You think he is going to come forward and say 'yeah I didn't like what he said on urban dictionary so I provoked, stalked, and harassed him for several years to get him to murder a kid?' No. He won't do that. But YOU will have to live with the decision he made and you have have to live with the only choice I was given and I won't."
by Hym Iam October 31, 2025
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by 9/11MightBeFake February 28, 2023
Get the Provokade mug.(verb) The act of provoking someone with a poke. The most targeted area is the stomach region, and can also be used with the "I'm not touching you" technique of harrasment.
To really get your annoyance on, moisten your finger and perform a propoke right into someone's ear to create the Wet Willy.
To really get your annoyance on, moisten your finger and perform a propoke right into someone's ear to create the Wet Willy.
by Hani Habra March 3, 2011
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