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FISHPOST 

The act of making memes of the character Fred the fish from the popular show Spongebob Squarepants.
Look at my fishpost
FISHPOST by spoodilysquoosh May 6, 2017

Fishpaste 

Cum. Stuff that comes out of a guys cock (no not a rooster).
"His fishpaste tasted way better because i made him eat fruit."
Fishpaste by x-[Dudeface]-x June 28, 2007

fishpotism

a command, anecdote or explanation that is irrelevant, pedantic in nature, generally self-serving, and often thoroughly ignored.
(impetus) "The latest 'Star Wars' is coming out soon."

(fishpotism) "I pushed my bosom WAY up, and this schmuck still hadn't taken notice, so I abandoned my booth at the REN-Fair and got online for Star Wars tickets. Am I really the only server who believes in polishing glassware. How about that Chewbacca... hairy huh?"
fishpotism by Pizbiz June 28, 2005
A word reserved as a derogatory term to describe a EXTRA bitchy female that one has become or has been extremely agitated over. Picture a black cauldron over an open fire, full of nasty, stinky fishheads boiling away...there you have your fishpot!
"Alice said WHAT to you today,babe? Did you tell that fishpot to fuck off and mind her own fuckin' business? Do that next time honey, you'll feel better."

fishpaste 

A bi-product of vaginal liquids stored in the vagina over time which has femented into a fishy tasting paste.
Kevin Block: "I tried to go down on my girl last night but her coochie smelled like a dead fish."
Walter: "Bro just wait until you find the fishpaste down there."
fishpaste by Marty Collins August 18, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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