a command, anecdote or explanation that is irrelevant, pedantic in nature, generally self-serving, and often thoroughly ignored.
(impetus) "The latest 'Star Wars' is coming out soon."
(fishpotism) "I pushed my bosom WAY up, and this schmuck still hadn't taken notice, so I abandoned my booth at the REN-Fair and got online for Star Wars tickets. Am I really the only server who believes in polishing glassware. How about that Chewbacca... hairy huh?"
A word reserved as a derogatory term to describe a EXTRA bitchy female that one has become or has been extremely agitated over. Picture a black cauldron over an open fire, full of nasty, stinky fishheads boiling away...there you have your fishpot!
"Alice said WHAT to you today,babe? Did you tell that fishpot to fuck off and mind her own fuckin' business? Do that next time honey, you'll feel better."
A bi-product of vaginal liquids stored in the vagina over time which has femented into a fishy tasting paste.
Kevin Block: "I tried to go down on my girl last night but her coochie smelled like a dead fish."
Walter: "Bro just wait until you find the fishpaste down there."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"