a command, anecdote or explanation that is irrelevant, pedantic in nature, generally self-serving, and often thoroughly ignored.
(impetus) "The latest 'Star Wars' is coming out soon."
(fishpotism) "I pushed my bosom WAY up, and this schmuck still hadn't taken notice, so I abandoned my booth at the REN-Fair and got online for Star Wars tickets. Am I really the only server who believes in polishing glassware. How about that Chewbacca... hairy huh?"
A word reserved as a derogatory term to describe a EXTRA bitchy female that one has become or has been extremely agitated over. Picture a black cauldron over an open fire, full of nasty, stinky fishheads boiling away...there you have your fishpot!
"Alice said WHAT to you today,babe? Did you tell that fishpot to fuck off and mind her own fuckin' business? Do that next time honey, you'll feel better."
A bi-product of vaginal liquids stored in the vagina over time which has femented into a fishy tasting paste.
Kevin Block: "I tried to go down on my girl last night but her coochie smelled like a dead fish."
Walter: "Bro just wait until you find the fishpaste down there."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.