When performing the act of sex while in the doggy style position and entering vaginally, use your index
finger to slide in and out of her brown eye. If you realize your finger is becoming engulfed in matter of a
brown nature, swing your finger up to her mouth and
hook her like a fish.
Billy: I was tapping Tammy from behind and doing that thing she loves with my
finger in her
ass, but then I realized my
finger was covered in shit.
Jim: That's fucked up. What did you do?
Billy The Rusty Fishhook.
Jim: God damn right.