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firewatch ribbon 

Alternate slang term for National Defense Service Medal (see also gedunk ribbon)
Described by a drill instructor in the sixties: "The firewatch ribbon is red for the blood you never shed, blue for the water you never crossed, white for the eyes of the enemy you've never seen, and yellow for the reason why."

prairie firecracker 

A Prairie Firecracker is when the women your are with is on her period. While having anal intercourse, you simultaneously pull out her tampon. The string of the tampon acts as the wick while the removal creates the bloody explosion.
While having anal sex with my girlfriend, I gave her a Prairie Firecracker.
prairie firecracker by PR Jr. March 18, 2017

Firecracker Fart 

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl.
HeJohn says to HimDavid, "Stay away from the taco-truck today, just took a hot'n'steamy logger with the Firecracker Farts encore at the end!"
Firecracker Fart by rw2019 May 9, 2019

dublin firecracker 

Sex act in which Pop rocks candy and Irish whiskey are poured (usually with the aid of a funnel) into the rectum, whilst the receiving person is finger banging a hooker!
Pete and Molly did the Dublin Firecracker last night.
dublin firecracker by Ahshemoto January 8, 2020

Firecrotched 

What happens when yo dumb ass plays with matches when being naked.
"Hey, did you hear what happened to Mike on July 4th?"

"Yeah, he stripped off all his clothes and lit fireworks in his backyard. The dude was firecrotched!"
Firecrotched by RAV4 September 30, 2009

Curry Firecracker 

When you rub curry on your penis and then strap a lit firecracker to it and continue to have sex.
Yo man, last night I curry firecrackered your mom.