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Umbrellow

A fellow (or feller, if you're a redneck) who follows you around and holds an umbrella over your head to protect you from the rain or sun. This service can be done voluntarily by someone like a boyfriend or it can be a paid service. Mariah Carey has people to carry her water bottles. You know she has an umbrellow.

A female version of an umbrellow is an umbrellass.
It's raining so hard outside. I have all these binders and textbooks to carry to my next class. I wish I had an umbrellow to keep me dry.
by RAV4 July 10, 2010
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What happens when yo dumb ass plays with matches when being naked.
"Hey, did you hear what happened to Mike on July 4th?"

"Yeah, he stripped off all his clothes and lit fireworks in his backyard. The dude was firecrotched!"
by RAV4 October 1, 2009
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A feller (or fellow, if you're not a redneck) who follows you around and holds an umbrella over your head to protect you from the rain or sun. This service can be done voluntarily by someone like a boyfriend or it can be a paid service. Mariah Carey has people to carry her water bottles. You know she has an umbreller.

A female version of an umbreller is an umbrellass.
It's raining so hard outside. I have all these binders and textbooks to carry to my next class. I wish I had an umbreller to keep me dry.
by RAV4 July 8, 2010
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