Firecrotched

What happens when yo dumb ass plays with matches when being naked.

"Hey, did you hear what happened to Mike on July 4th?"

"Yeah, he stripped off all his clothes and lit fireworks in his backyard. The dude was firecrotched!"

by RAV4 September 30, 2009

firecrotch

A person with fire red pubic hair

i have orang pubes...

by nick October 25, 2003

firecrotch

An insult meaning that one has unattractive red pubic hair and red freckles in the underpants area.

"Lindsay Lohan is a firecrotch," bleated a drunk, sweaty oil billionaire and his tee-heeing companion, a girl of lax morals and little brain.

by Mia-mia July 30, 2008

firecrotch

a derogotory term used against red-headed people, coined by Brandon Davis so that teenage ginger girls can feel disgusting about themselves. thanks a bunch u fucking jackass.

"Firecrotch!" screamed a girl to her friend.
"Does that mean you want to talk about your pubes too?!?" screamed the redheaded girl.

by stellarstella August 3, 2008

firecrotch

a red headed person with red freckles and red pubic hair

paige brehm is a firecrotch

by hoe fosho December 6, 2006

firecrotch

A resentful term referring to a natural redhead. It is highly offensive and usually those calling a redhead this are either jealous their beauty or upset that they can't get with the redhead they desire.

Brandon Davis called Lindsay Lohan a firecrotch because he wanted her and she wouldn't have him.

by Kait K May 5, 2008

Atomic firecrotch

A redhead with so much hair in their pubic area its like an atomic bomb went off. way past the level of a normal fire crotch.

guy 1: dude how was that chika last nist?

guy 2: suckish she was a real atomic firecrotch!

by scruffyladoche March 26, 2009