Cokehead

Those people on True Hollywood Story who won the lottery and who are now broke again because they are "cokeheads"
by Melanie1123 September 13, 2008
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Cokehead

Before they get home---

A cokehead is the kind of person that doesnt give a flying fuck about anyone but themselves and theyre own needs.
A cokehead will tell theyre partner that theyre going out for a romantic dinner and wind up completly skipping those plans and take them out to a bar where the whole night all the cokehead does is go to the bathroom 20 times and commence to snort coke. And when theyre not snorting coke theyre provoking fights ,drinking jager and captain morgan.

After they get home---

When the cokehead finally gets tired of this they retire back to theyre house where they either find something small that happened and start blowing up about it e.g. throwing things, beating wife,screaming at kids ....that sort of thing.Or they decide that theyre tired of home too and tear off in theyre car to find more coke

This procedure goes on and on until someone has the balls to have an intervention

I don't candy coat things i show them for what they really are.

I Am The Real Webster...Truth hurts
Guy 1:Did you see that guy over there?

Guy 2:Oh that guy who went to the bathroom like 20 times? Yeah dont think theres something wrong he's just a cokehead

Guy 1: Oh that sucks
by The Real Webster...Truth hurts February 12, 2010
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Cokehead

A person who loves cocaine more than their significant other, more than their baby children , more than having their teeth, and more than sunshine and rainbows because using coke has slammed their brain’s dopamine receptors so hard that the pleasure from normal activities is no longer even registered.
The cokehead told his beautiful, pregnant girlfriend to go home when he saw his nasty sister-in-law lay out four lines of coke on the kitchen table. What a cokehead.
by Lligrac46 August 20, 2022
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A person fortunate enough to have enough money to support a steady diet of delicious cocaine.
"I had to get a third job and start turnin tricks, but it's all good because I can afford to buy another gram of booger sugar!"
by pseudo-pseudonym March 21, 2004
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Someone who physically depends on cocaine.
John is a cokehead. That's why he's crazy.
by Anonymous August 21, 2003
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cokeheads

A group of cocaine users.

They are usually found huddled around a coffee table with a top made of glass cutting lines or dbsls with razor blades, credits cards or driver's licenses.
I could tell from the sniffling when I walked in the door that this party had already started for the cokeheads.
by Denis Baldwin February 03, 2004
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people who blow too much yay
that kids a hella big cokehead, he drops like 1g every other day
by Anonymous May 03, 2003
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