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Figglehorn

A derogatory or negative term that can be used as an insult or as a negative nickname for a certain disliked person. It can also be used as a replacement word for stubbing your toe. It can also be used as a name for anything. Large groups of disliked peoples are referreed to as figglehorns.
1."I really hate the new music teacher"

"Yah he's a figglehorn"

2."Megan"

"Yah"

"Hand me my figglehorn"

3."I wish those dorks would fall in a puddle"

"I know they're such figglehorns"
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Figglehorn

Something you say when u r upset. Kinda like saying "crap!" or "Oh crap"
Freind: Hey Dana, you forgot ur book for math.
Dana: Oh figglehorn!
Figglehorn by Epic LUV October 21, 2011

Fred Figglehorn

The main character of the most gay ass, annoying ass, worst Nickolodeon show ever. Idk what the hell this show was, and I don't know why the hell I watched it.
You watch Fred Figglehorn? HA, LOSER!
Fred Figglehorn by iTookAHarSHIT September 3, 2020

Fred Figglehorn

Fred Figglehorn, youtube celeb. Lucas acts like a (5-year old) kid who is kindergarten, but actually Lucas is fourteen. Lucas started out making videos with his two cousins, Jon and Katie. There youtube channel is JKL Productions. Fred Figglehorn has a high pitched squeaky voice and talks extremly fast. To do this, im sure Lucas edits his video speed and sound ajustments. Fred has a crush on another kindergarten girl whos name is Judy. Jusy dosent like Fred though and she send him messages on her Zipit expressing how much she hates him. Fred hates Kevin, in many of his videos he declairs his despise for Kevin. Fred is the number one most subscribed all time on youtube. Recently Fred has guest starred on the show ICarly. His fame is reaching high levels, and it all started with youtube.

youtube.com/FRED
girl: omg, Fred Figglehorn is so funny!
boy: i know! i watched all of his videos today!
girl: ive seen all of them too.
boy: ahhh! i bought a Fred shirt! I bet you dont have a Fred shirt. ha ha.
girl: i actually have one in each color.
boy: oh thats hackin awesome!
girl: dont say hackin, thats Fred's word!
Fred Figglehorn by Fred Fanatic March 25, 2009

Zach figglehorn 

The quarterback on the soccer team. He’s so hot you’ll melt because he is so sex on the eyes. He has the greatest shmolder of all.
Zach figglehorn can figgle my horn tonight.
Zach figglehorn by yourbestie December 11, 2022

Rigglehorn 

A universal word that can be used as a noun, verb, adj, and adverb. It's quite useful really in everyday conversations.
noun - "oh shit dude run! there's a Rigglehorn right behind you!"

verb - "yo, I'll be right back. I just have to Rigglehorn really quick."

adjective - "whoa...look at that guy go! he must be feeling really Rigglehornish today!"

adverb - "the kids are playing Rigglehorn."
Rigglehorn by Samuel L. Crackson November 4, 2011

Figglehorny 

When a person in the state of being sexually aroused only to Fred Figglehorn, from the popular youtube series "Fred".
Adam: "Dude, Tyler is so figglehorny!"
Tyler: "man, fred gonna make me act up."
Figglehorny by cheesyswiss October 4, 2021
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