The grotesque remnants of a
human fingernail lingering on a
finger that was partially severed by a lawnmower. The nail accurately resembles the
horn of an African rhinoceros and gives nightmares to everyone that encounters it.
Guy 1: What the
fuck is up with that guy's fingernail?
Guy
2: Yeah, supposedly he stuck it into a lawn mower a few years ago, while it was running!
Guy 1: It looks like the horn of a rhinoceros!
Guy
2: It's a total fingerhorn.