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Figglehorny 

When a person in the state of being sexually aroused only to Fred Figglehorn, from the popular youtube series "Fred".
Adam: "Dude, Tyler is so figglehorny!"
Tyler: "man, fred gonna make me act up."
Figglehorny by cheesyswiss October 4, 2021

Fingerhorn 

The grotesque remnants of a human fingernail lingering on a finger that was partially severed by a lawnmower. The nail accurately resembles the horn of an African rhinoceros and gives nightmares to everyone that encounters it.
Guy 1: What the fuck is up with that guy's fingernail?
Guy 2: Yeah, supposedly he stuck it into a lawn mower a few years ago, while it was running!
Guy 1: It looks like the horn of a rhinoceros!
Guy 2: It's a total fingerhorn.
Fingerhorn by Powdr_dayz September 30, 2011

Figglehorn

A derogatory or negative term that can be used as an insult or as a negative nickname for a certain disliked person. It can also be used as a replacement word for stubbing your toe. It can also be used as a name for anything. Large groups of disliked peoples are referreed to as figglehorns.
1."I really hate the new music teacher"

"Yah he's a figglehorn"

2."Megan"

"Yah"

"Hand me my figglehorn"

3."I wish those dorks would fall in a puddle"

"I know they're such figglehorns"

Figgithorn

When a straight heterosexual male makes homosexual remarks to a homosexual.
Hey Quincy, you got a nice bulge there.
Dude, you are a total figgithorn.
Figgithorn by Ilikephatbutts1236 December 5, 2016

Fagglehorn 

A gay band kid
“Did you hear that drummer kissed another dude?!”
“He’s always such a fagglehorn”
Fagglehorn by Catwrists2008 May 18, 2022

flugelhorn 

A variety of trumpet. Also undeniably the funniest word in existence.
Lemme play some of that flugelhorn!
flugelhorn by purplefeltangel December 28, 2005
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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