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Figgelhorn 

When a little kid trys to act like he/shes older. Like curses and stuff.
"That kids such a figgelhorn!"
Figgelhorn by Shaniqua Albartosim August 17, 2009
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Figglehorny 

When a person in the state of being sexually aroused only to Fred Figglehorn, from the popular youtube series "Fred".
Adam: "Dude, Tyler is so figglehorny!"
Tyler: "man, fred gonna make me act up."
Figglehorny by cheesyswiss October 4, 2021

Fingerhorn 

The grotesque remnants of a human fingernail lingering on a finger that was partially severed by a lawnmower. The nail accurately resembles the horn of an African rhinoceros and gives nightmares to everyone that encounters it.
Guy 1: What the fuck is up with that guy's fingernail?
Guy 2: Yeah, supposedly he stuck it into a lawn mower a few years ago, while it was running!
Guy 1: It looks like the horn of a rhinoceros!
Guy 2: It's a total fingerhorn.
Fingerhorn by Powdr_dayz September 30, 2011

Figglehorn

A derogatory or negative term that can be used as an insult or as a negative nickname for a certain disliked person. It can also be used as a replacement word for stubbing your toe. It can also be used as a name for anything. Large groups of disliked peoples are referreed to as figglehorns.
1."I really hate the new music teacher"

"Yah he's a figglehorn"

2."Megan"

"Yah"

"Hand me my figglehorn"

3."I wish those dorks would fall in a puddle"

"I know they're such figglehorns"

Figgithorn

When a straight heterosexual male makes homosexual remarks to a homosexual.
Hey Quincy, you got a nice bulge there.
Dude, you are a total figgithorn.
Figgithorn by Ilikephatbutts1236 December 5, 2016

Fagglehorn 

“Did you hear that drummer kissed another dude?!”
“He’s always such a fagglehorn”
Fagglehorn by Catwrists2008 May 18, 2022

flugelhorn 

A variety of trumpet. Also undeniably the funniest word in existence.
Lemme play some of that flugelhorn!
flugelhorn by purplefeltangel December 28, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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