22 definitions by iTookAHarSHIT

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An app that eleven year olds who think they look hot use to show off their pancake asses to a bunch of pedophiles on the internet.
You use TikTok? Turns out, you don't look hot! You just look like an idiot!
by iTookAHarSHIT August 01, 2021
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A video sharing app in which a bunch of twelve year olds who think they look hot show off their pancake asses to a bunch of pedophiles on the internet.
Janie and Assie were filming a TikTok in the middle of the road. Classic teenage girls...
by iTookAHarSHIT August 22, 2021
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the only beer that people under 21 can have at a party
Me and the boys got drunk on root beer last night
by iTookAHarSHIT September 04, 2020
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The absolute worst network known to man. They lure you in with their cheap deals and claim that they are the "leader in 5G" but in reality, they are run by the demons of hell and they want to trap you for life.
Satan: Hmm, what should we call it?
Demon King: Maybe T-Mobile, because T can mean trash and mobile can be the thing that we screw up.
by iTookAHarSHIT July 28, 2021
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An amazing song by an amazing singer that was ruined by stupid TikTok kids.
Ally: What's your favorite song, Josh?
Josh: Talking to the Moon.
Ally: OMG *starts dancing*
by iTookAHarSHIT August 01, 2021
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The most pointless form of communication known to man. It attracts stupid teenagers and college students for god knows what reason. So you can only see texts once? So you get scored for how much you use Snapchat? So you send a blank "snap" just to keep a streak, and you're proud of your 422 day streak that you call a friendship? So it is what stupid college girls use to throw away their time?
OMG AHAHAHA *proceeds to pull out her Snapchat and record John doing the most random crap.
by iTookAHarSHIT April 15, 2021
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