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The act of trying to conceal a fart but giving yourself away by giggling two-five seconds after said fart. Derrived from the words fart-meaning letting gas out of ones ass and giggle meaning silly laughter.
Those stupid sluts totally just figgled.
by beezy013 October 18, 2007
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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a figgle a large gay man that shakes and or wiggles his bubble butt to anyone that he thinks is interested in him. he especially loves shaking it in public..
person 1)
oh good jesus christ look at that figgle.

person 2) oh god man thats fuckin sick. i hate figgles
by xxxbluexeyesxxxx July 20, 2006
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A name for a dork, nerd, geek, gothic, perv, or anyother wierd people. Usually refers to a male.
Ew!!! Did he just eat a booger? What a figgle!!
by ANTI.FIGGLE.IST October 28, 2010
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A variant on 'fiddlesticks' or 'curses', a mild expression of dis
"Hey man, I drank the rest of your beer." "Figgles."


"Figgles. Who let the dogs out?"
by Pepper February 22, 2005
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