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Fiat 500 Twitter

Basic british white girls on Twitter that post about hangovers, boys, food, tango ice blasts, and generic life advice that for some reason gets thousands of retweets, usually adding an 'x' on the end for some sort of comedic value that is lost on the rest of the population/world. Usually all have the same picture in front of the exact same door as their profile picture.
"just found out that one of my 'pals' shagged my ex when we were together, in my house while I was sleeping, happy sunday everyone x" - fiat 500 twitter

"Am not being anyone's second choice n that's simple as that"

"could shag a nandos like"

"Sooooo hungover, jus want a maccies, chinese and cuddles insert general emoji here"

"If you make fun of someone for getting excited about something or having fun, you're the worst x"

"a HATE GETTING FUCKING ignored, whether its off a boy or off my pals, a think its the most ignorant thing someone can do"
Fiat 500 Twitter by FiJSat March 1, 2018
Related Words
fiatoe fiato fiatode Fiaton fiat fatou fictosexual filton fatoom fisto

Fictophilia 

Desire, sexual attraction, or intense feelings of love towards a fictional character, similar in strength and application of those felt towards real people.

Fictophiles rare experience fictophilia exclusively while being unable to connect with real people, but often fictophilic desires persist even when the person is in a serious real life relationship.
After realising she judged every relationship by how much like Hermione Granger her girlfriends were, Jane came to suspect she might meet the criteria for fictophilia.

He was so in love with Dean Winchester, he knew it was fictophilic.
Fictophilia by JustJasper December 17, 2010

fiat food 

Low quality processed food-like products consumed by the masses. Usually high carbohydrate/high fat refined foods, mixed with cheap vegetable oils and fillers.
Example 1.

Friend: Hey Jenny, do you want fries with your steak?

Jenny: No thanks, I don't eat fiat food.

Example 2.

"Brian is fat because all he eats is fiat food. He needs to lay off the carbs and eat some steak".

Fatoumata 

Fatoumata is a girl you want to meet. She is an amazing, cool, lit and romantic person. She always stands up for her self, her friends and her siblings. she's pretty smart and she'll never let you down. she loves to cuddle and she's pretty and at times you do not want to be her enemy. Fatoumata is good with kids. Her life is tough at times, but she never gives up. She's a positive person and she always smiles and she likes to chill with her BFF's.
That girl is so calm and cute.... I wonder if she is a Fatoumata.
Fatoumata by chilly-chill June 2, 2018

Fatoumata 

Fatoumata typically has Brown hair, Brown eyes and dark skin.She is also tall and is neither fat nor skinny. Fatoumata has good grades and always strives to the top. Fatoumata is good natured and down to earth. She is not a fake person and will tell you things how it is and won't try to sugar coat it. Fatoumata does not just have good looks but also has a great personality. She is normally always smiling and has a great one as will. She might be rude or quite at first but once you get to know her she is a great person to be around. Even though she is mischievous she does the things she does for fun because she loves to live life to the fullest. If you have a Fatoumata in your life you are one lucky bean.
Person one: I meet a really cool girl today

Person two: was she a Fatoumata ?
Person one: Yeah!
Person two: makes sense

Pretty cool smile downtoearth happy
Fatoumata by Incognitomode May 16, 2018
A blunt so massive that it could be substituted for the long cylindrical tubes on a pontoon boat and still achieve the desired amount of flotation.
Dude those blunts were so fat that we could have strapped some plywood to those bad boys and taken them out on the lake. They were some fatoons for sure.
Fatoon by Rico Spanito July 16, 2016