Fiaton

The moment you die (or almost die) from anything school related

Kid 1: Oh man that was a lot of homework I had to.
Kid 2: tell me about it, I almost had a fiaton!
Kid 1: Damn man!

by Cr8zyN8than September 26, 2020

fiatoe

The word you say when you can say anything

Bob:tell me something anything bobber

Bobber: Fiatoe

by Chowisme123 May 30, 2017

ficton

n. - A fictional universe. A place or environment created for the purpose of fictional storytelling.

Tolkein's "Middle Earth"; Zelazny's "Amber"; Connor's "Heliopolis"

by Maggie Sterne November 15, 2004

Fitton

Verb: To do a Fitton is to accidentally ejaculate onto one's own face.

Happens extremely rarely during some sort of sexual act, when lying down. In the moment, bodily control is temporarily lost, and semen could be fired anywhere. When doing a Fitton, this happens to be one's own face

Did you hear about Billy? Kat gave him head, then he did a Fitton!

by J-kitchen January 19, 2011

Detroit Fistons

The act of simultaneously fisting a girl's asshole and pussy using a piston-like motion. Typically, the fisting is performed by one individual, however it is not unheard of for two individuals to work in tandem. Additionally, the Detroit Fistons can be self-administered. Please consult your physician before you attempt this technique.

I think I'm gonna try the Detroit Fistons on her tonight, I've been practicing the piston motion all day.

by Shifter69 December 13, 2005

Finton

Finton is a Straight up boss! Aint nobody want to mess with a Finton. The base of banter, the founder of swag and has a high level of expertise when it comes to the bedroom.

You don't know Finton? HA! Good joke.

by Gay Curious George November 12, 2014

fatone

A person who is fat. Combines the words fat and one, and is pronounced like the name of the former NSync singer Joey "Fatone"

Wow, that new girl in the department sure is a fatone.

by Vinbob September 30, 2006