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The moment you die (or almost die) from anything school related
Kid 1: Oh man that was a lot of homework I had to.
Kid 2: tell me about it, I almost had a fiaton!
Kid 1: Damn man!
Fiaton by Cr8zyN8than September 26, 2020
Words you can keep
The word you say when you can say anything
Bob:tell me something anything bobber

Bobber: Fiatoe
fiatoe by Chowisme123 May 30, 2017
Related Words
Fiaton filton Fitton faton finton fiatoe Fiton Fatonah Fatonbuns fatoned
n. - A fictional universe. A place or environment created for the purpose of fictional storytelling.
Tolkein's "Middle Earth"; Zelazny's "Amber"; Connor's "Heliopolis"
ficton by Maggie Sterne November 15, 2004
Verb: To do a Fitton is to accidentally ejaculate onto one's own face.

Happens extremely rarely during some sort of sexual act, when lying down. In the moment, bodily control is temporarily lost, and semen could be fired anywhere. When doing a Fitton, this happens to be one's own face
Did you hear about Billy? Kat gave him head, then he did a Fitton!
Fitton by J-kitchen January 19, 2011

Detroit Fistons 

The act of simultaneously fisting a girl's asshole and pussy using a piston-like motion. Typically, the fisting is performed by one individual, however it is not unheard of for two individuals to work in tandem. Additionally, the Detroit Fistons can be self-administered. Please consult your physician before you attempt this technique.
I think I'm gonna try the Detroit Fistons on her tonight, I've been practicing the piston motion all day.
Detroit Fistons by Shifter69 December 13, 2005
Finton is a Straight up boss! Aint nobody want to mess with a Finton. The base of banter, the founder of swag and has a high level of expertise when it comes to the bedroom.
You don't know Finton? HA! Good joke.
Finton by Gay Curious George November 12, 2014
A person who is fat. Combines the words fat and one, and is pronounced like the name of the former NSync singer Joey "Fatone"
Wow, that new girl in the department sure is a fatone.
fatone by Vinbob September 30, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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