Fhired

Being fired and then immediately rehired to do more work or the same work for less pay.

Boss "You're fired."
Employee "Oh no."
Boss "What if I let you stay on for 1/2 pay?"
Employee "...Okay."
Boss "See you tomorrow then."

(Later)

Roommate "How did your day go, did you get fired?"
Employee "No, I got fhired."

by Lisa Padilla April 3, 2008

Shots Fired

When you blatantly diss or call out somebody you have a disagreement or problem with. stems from the term "Warning Shots"

Guy 1: Oh, he's just mad at me because I had sex with his girlfriend.
Guy 2: OH SHIT, SHOTS FIRED!

by He Who Is Awesome September 7, 2009

Alaskan Firedragon

So the Urbandictionary definition made you curious too?

No luck I'm afraid my friend.

by Kissingtheshadows March 25, 2005

wood fired pizza

Mmmhhmmmmm oh yeah yes oh yes mmmmmmm oh yeah

Carson: wood fired pizza, hows pizza gonna get a job now

by Rousingcashew September 28, 2019

Firedust

Ash

He flicked firedust on the carpet

by Iamkogi May 20, 2021

Fired Up A Sock

When a male is in the act of masturbation under the sheets. A sock is used to catch all the semen. Often times left on the floor when finished.

Greg: What is this sock doing on the floor?
Tony: Oh, I fired up a sock last night.
Greg: Ah dude.......

by a drew March 3, 2010

Arcade Fired

Getting fired because of overall slacking done in a way only the hip kids can do. Or browsing pitchfork and tweeting about post-modernism while at work.

"I spent too much time on youtube at work streaming coachella yesterday, so I got Arcade Fired".

by harboring.ghost December 10, 2011